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In Hamlet, Marcellus, referring to the royal ghost, says: “It faded on the crowing of the cock. Some say that ever gainst that season comes wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated, this bird of dawning singeth all night long, and then, they say, no spirit dare walk abroad, The nights are wholesome, then no planets strike, No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm, so hallowed and so gracious is that time.”
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There are many aspects of Christmas that, on reflection, make little sense. We are supposed to be secular-minded, rational and grown up in the way we apprehend the world around us. Richard Dawkins speaks for many when he draws a distinction between the ‘truth’ of scientific discourse and the ‘falsehoods’ perpetuated by religion which, as he tells us in The God Delusion, “teaches us that it is a virtue to be satisfied with not understanding” (Dawkins 2006).
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ZOO DIARY
SCENE: A small zoo. Zebra, Christmas show director/producer/mentor to the lesser talented, is preparing the zoo denizens to put on their annual Christmas performance
AT RISE: Some of the performers are chatting amongst themselves while others work closely, in some cases too closely, going over lines
ZEBRA(checking list)
...sleigh...bag of toys...jingle bells... What's missing? Hello? Where are the reindeer?
REINDEER RANDY(munching on moss)
I'm here, Zee (burps) There - better
ZEBRADid your mother not teach you it's uncouth to burp out loud, not to mention very impolite and boorish
REINDEER RANDYMaybe she did if I knew what those words meant
ZEBRAWhy...why do I agree to do this every year?
(
ZEBRA stares at himself in the mirror) 'You do it for the sake of the theatre, you talented, handsome beast...'
(cont'd.) Where, pray tell, are the others, he asks, afraid of what he'll be told
REINDEER RANDYThey're back in the barn, playing poker.
ZEBRA(jumps back)
Say what? The show is about to begin and they're gambling?
REINDER RANDYThey're playing for some green
ZEBRAStop them immediately! The last thing we need is for the zoo to be raided!
(staring at himself in the mirror)' It just never ends, does it, gorgeous beast!'
REINDEER RANDYNot to worry. There's only moss in the pot. Want me to go get them?
ZEBRAWhy must I suffer the humiliation of
amatoor performers? Why?
REINDEER RANDYBecause nobody else will do it?
ZEBRA(pacing)
Tell them to take their places in front of the sleigh, immediately. I'm a professional... I have a reputation to retain... they need me... without my presence there is no show. Go and bring them here posthaste - that means fast for your edification
(ZEBRA stares at himself in full-length mirror. Places a cloth on his forehead)(cont'd.) I feel a
mee-graine coming on...must control myself
(cont'd.)'My but those stripes are stunning! I would fall in love with you if I hadn't already!'
(loud squawking can be heard)(cont'd. ZEBRA) My head...the noise...Is there no peace for
moi?
(staring at himself in the mirror) 'What did I do to deserve to be put in charge of these...these
maladroit soubrettes? Still, the show must go on. I am a professional.
Hmmmm - my stripes do give my very well proportioned body a certain je ne said quoi...What are you doing after the show, handsome...
RATExcuse me Zeb...but there's a problem
ZEBRA...those dark enquiring eyes...those long lashes... Rat! Why are here? You're in the opening scene
RATFigured you'd want to know -
ZEBRA- we can't afford any more delays. My
mee-grain is definitely getting worse so break it to me in gentle hints
RATWell...it has to do with Santa....
ZEBRA- are my eyes bloodshot? There's nothing worse than a zebra with red eyes. People will think I've taken to drink, although I wouldn't blame myself. Is it the costume thing, again? I mean, really, the chicken is quite vain. She assured me she could handle the role. Nobody will even realize that the jacket won't close...just tell her to hold her mitts in front...
RAT...and one of the actors
ZEBRAI sent her to a quiet place to go over her lines with the acting coach, although why the necessity is beyond me. I mean, really, "Ho-ho-ho. I think I hear Santa" Nevertheless - where is she? Thespian chickens tend to be peckish. I'll have to give her a pep talk
RATWell that's just it...
ZEBRAWhat's it? Stop speaking in riddles and go get her
RATSeems somebody offered to give her private coaching in his den
ZEBRAThat can't be a bad thing. Wait a minute - did you say
'den'? That Cheetah! I should have known better! Last year it was Mr. Squeeze who got up close and personal with the squirrel and now this. I need some of my special tonic to help assuage my nerves.
RATPerhaps that's not such a great idea, Zeb. Remember what happened last year
ZEBRAThey don't pay me enough greens to direct this Christmas show. Must calm down. Is it...
RAT(holding up feathers)
...too late
ZEBRANo! This can't be happening! There's no time for a replacement so I, myself, will be forced to don the red costume, even though it clashes with my stripes and does absolutely nothing for my skin. The show must go on. But first, a dose of tonic....maybe two doses...down the hatch. "Places everyone! Curtain up!"
NEXT:IT'S SHOW TIME, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE
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The holiday season is a time for sharing, spreading peace, and promoting goodwill... but it's also a time went tempers fray, people over-indulge and the outright criminal elements of society take advantage of spirit of the season to wreak havoc. Here are five of the most appalling holiday crimes, from opening presents early, right through to Santacide (not really).
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. The Night Before Christmas: A Brick Story Written by Clement C. Moore Illustrated by Amanda Brack Sky Pony Press 10/06/2015 978-1-63450-179-8 32 pages Ages 4—8 “’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a Lego mouse! “You and your …
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Knowledge that we all have DNA and what this means is getting around. The informed public is well aware that our cells run on DNA software called the genome. This software is passed from parent to child, in the long line of evolutionary history that dates back billions of years – in fact, research published this year pushes back the origin of life on Earth another 300 million years.
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Prizes and samples provided by Penguin Random House Children’s Books The Children’s Book Review | November 16, 2015 Come together with friends celebrating different holidays! Enter to win 2 copies of Dear Santa, Love, Rachel Rosenstein (Penguin Random House Children’s Books, 2015), one to keep, and one to share. One (1) winner receives: Two copies of Dear Santa, Love, Rachel […]
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The Book of Kringle: Legend of the North Pole, by Derek Velez Partridge and Mary Packard, beautifully illustrated by David Wenzel, answers questions in an imaginative world of magic and elves and good and evil.
I thought this Saturday I’d bring you some of the Santa’s from past Illustrator Saturdays. Remember that not every illustrator has done an illustration of Santa. I am sure I missed some Santa’s, so if you were featured on Illustrator Saturday and have a Santa that you would like me to add, please email me with the illustration and I will add it to the celebration of Santa.
Yvonne Gilbert http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2013/11/09/illustrator-saturday-yvonne-gilbert/
David Thorn Wenzel – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2013/08/24/illustrator-saturday-david-thorn-wenzel/
Glenn Zimmer – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2013/10/19/illustrator-saturday-glenn-zimmer/
Ruth Sanderson – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2012/03/17/illustrator-saturday-ruth-sanderson/
Ruth Sanderson – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2012/03/17/illustrator-saturday-ruth-sanderson/
Michele Noiset – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2012/09/22/illustrator-saturday-michele-noiset/
David Harrington – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2014/10/18/illustrator-saturday-david-harrington/
Micheal Garland – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2013/08/31/illustrator-saturday-michael-garland/
Yvonne Gilbert http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2013/11/09/illustrator-saturday-yvonne-gilbert/
Carlyn Beccia – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2011/03/12/illustrator-saturday-carlyn-beccia/
Michele Noiset – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2012/09/22/illustrator-saturday-michele-noiset/
Sarah Dillard – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2012/08/19/illustrator-saturday-sarah-dillard/
Michael Garland – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2013/08/31/illustrator-saturday-michael-garland/
Ruth Sanderson – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2012/03/17/illustrator-saturday-ruth-sanderson/
Karen Romagna – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2011/05/14/illustrator-saturday-karen-romanga/
Shawna JC Tenney – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2013/04/20/illustrator-saturday-shawna-jc-tenney/
Susan Detwiler – http://kathytemean.wordpress.com/2013/03/09/illustrator-saturday-susan-detwiler/
This Santa was done by Robert Eberz. Robert will be featured on Illustrator Saturday in January, so check back for more. www.roberteberz.com
Merry Christmas! Remember that I will be posting Christmas poems on Christmas Day, so if you have a Christmas poem, please email it to me.
Talk tomorrow,
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Wrote this a while back but have done some editing and bringing it back being that it's almost Christmas.
THE VISIT
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
Molly Rigby, 88, senior citizen
David Grey, 20-something reporter Paul Seaton, camera man
SETTING: Recreation hall of a senior's residence. A few seniors are dozing, some in wheelchairs, others are in regular chairs.
AT RISE: A reporter (DAVID) enters the room in preparation for an interview with MOLLY RIGBY, who claims to have communicated with whom she believes to be, Santa Claus
DAVID enters the room, taking notes and practicing his introduction
DAVID
"We're here at the Happy Hollows Seniors Home to interview resident, Molly Rigby, who claims to have been visited by old Saint Nick, himself. Come Christmas Eve, Molly has stated she will be leaving on an extended trip…”
PAUL enters, holding a TV camera
PAUL
So…what’s the story, here? I mean, it’s Christmas Eve! Couldn’t this one have waited?
DAVID
Hey – it’s not my decision! The brass wants us to do a “feel-good” story and interview an old granny claiming to have met the real Santa Claus,
PAUL
Yeah and the tooth fairy is alive and well. Is she like…’all there’ if you get my drift?
DAVID
Who knows. It's one of those seniors sleeping over there.
DAVID approaches the trio, gently shaking each woman.
DAVID
Um…’scuse me… Misses… Ladies…Hello? Molly? Which one of you is Molly?
MOLLY stirs, sits upright
MOLLY
Who wants to know? That a TV camera? You’re another one of those TV wisenheimer news guys! Take a hike! I’m sleeping
DAVID
Really – this will only take a few minutes. The world wants – needs - to know if it’s true!
MOLLY
Like I said – make like the wind and blow away
MOLLY goes back to sleep. DAVID shakes her gently.
DAVID
Paul - this is the lucky lady we were discussing who’s met Santa
MOLLY
I was having such a nice dream ‘til your friend here came along and popped it
PAUL
Meet Dave Grey, Molly, the reporter that's made WGMZ the number one station in the market
DAVE
I'm sure Molly doesn't care about those things
MOLLY
You're like all the others. You think I’m a little ‘cuckoo’ in the ‘woo-coo.’ Well I’m not, you know! Oh ‘ye of little faith!
DAVID
If you’ll stand next to me right over here and we’ll do the interview…
MOLLY
I know what I saw and no one’s gonna tell me diff’rent. Now let me go back to sleep so’s I can be rested when he comes for me
DAVID
It’ll only take a few minutes and then we’ll be gone. Come on, Molly! It’s Christmas Eve! A time for miracles. Don’t you want to share your good luck with everyone?
MOLLY
Think you're the first reporter to doubt me? I may be old and crotchety but I’m not crazy! Okay – go for it but only because you’ll be the last. Hey - watch where you put that microphone.
DAVID
We’ll do the interview and then we’ll be outta your hair. Really
MOLLY
Better make it fast ‘cause I’m expecting my special visitor real soon now
PAUL
Guess a family member is taking you home, being that it's Christmas Eve?
MOLLY
I suppose you could call him that being that we’re very close friends now. He’ll be coming for me in a big, big sleigh that flies faster than the speed of light. We’re gonna go up, up and fly high in the sky. Just him and me and …
DAVID
(snickering)
This special ‘friend’ of yours… would he, like… be dressed all in red with a long white beard and wearing black shiny boots and white gloves?
MOLLY
Last time he was here, told me t’pack a couple of things for our long trip just the two of us is gonna take. and he'd be 'round to get me on Christmas Eve. Tonight is Christmas Eve, right?
PAUL
(laughing)
This… friend of yours, would he…like…have big white wings and wear a halo or was he dressed in black and carry a big sickle…
DAVID
…don’t mind him. Thinks he’s funny. When did this… ‘friend’ first show up?
MOLLY
Can we sit down? I wanna save my strength for tonight. Yeah - he first dropped in ‘bout a month ago. ‘Why me?’ I asked him. ‘Why not you’, he says. Can’t argue with that logic…
DAVID
How'd you know he was the real one? I mean, there are a lot of people claiming to be Santa this time of year
MOLLY
…and y’know what else he said? ‘Molly - you never stopped believing in me.’ That’s what my friend told me., ‘Cause I believe!
DAVID
How do you get in touch with him?
MOLLY
I don’t get in touch with him, silly! He sends me messages
DAVID
How’d I know you were gonna say that?
MOLLY
Only I can receive his messages (points to head) – right here
PAUL
Oh fer… We’re wasting time. Let’s wrap up.
MOLLY
You think I’m crazy and hear voices, don’t you? I know-what- I-know! Wanna hear how we became friends? Last Christmas Eve at this very time, I sent him a letter asking if I could go along t’help deliver toys? I mean, being that I’m 88 years of age, who knows if I’ll even be around next year so I told him in my letter that it was now or never
PAUL
This man…your friend answered your letter? Did it have a stamp and a post-mark?
MOLLY
Always with the questions – and doubts. You young people can’t accept that people can be nice to each other for no reason. I didn’t bother checking for a post mark. I don’t hav’ta because -
DAVID
- I know. You believe. You have to admit that there are a lot of phonies running cons at this time of the year
MOLLY
Oh ye of little faith, sonny boy! He never has asked me for anything. Not one cent! Wanna know how he introduced himself?
DAVID
By telephone and he asked you to make a donation to his toy campaign?
MOLLY
Found him sitting on the end of my bed, watching Seinfeld re-runs and laughing his head off. That old fart has a good sense of humor, y’know! Suppose he has to what with all the doubters he meets. I mean - you can imagine how shocked I was t’see a stranger watchin’ TV in my room. ‘
DAVID
He told you that he was Santa and you believed him?
MOLLY
You sound like all the rest and they doubted me, too. Why wouldn’t I?
DAVID
You hav’ta understand that it's not everyone who gets a visit from Santa in person
PAUL
We almost finished, here? I’d like to make it home to open gifts with my kids
MOLLY
Told me he was gonna take me away on his sleigh, t’stay with him...forever! Me! Molly Rigby, going t’ live with Santa Claus and his elves. I just couldn't believe it!
DAVID
Me neither. So, you took him up on his offer?
MOLLY
Are you serious? Wouldn't everyone?
DAVID
Are you're telling me that you went for a ride with…
MOLLY
…Santa Claus? You bet'cha your perfectly sprayed hair, I did
DAVID
(laughing)
And I suppose there were the reindeer parked on the roof, or maybe outside your bedroom window? How does an elderly lady – no disrespect intended – climb into a sleigh? I see you use a walker
MOLLY
Somehow - and I don't know how he did it - I found myself floating in the air, right out of the window. It was one of those high tech sleighs with flashing lights…
DAVID
A…high…tech sleigh? Led by high tech reindeer too, I guess?
MOLLY
Now that I think about it - their antlers did look like antennas…and the sleigh had colored flashing lights all around
DAVID
And was this…Santa… on the - small-ishside with a big head, large black eyes and grey-ish white skin color?
MOLLY
Could be but then I'm color-blind. D’ya wanna meet him?
DAVID
Him – who? You mean, Santa? Why not? If nothing else it’ll make a good Christmas story and we can expose a holiday phony
MOLLY
Now you hav’ta promise me that you won’t try recording us leaving. Santa doesn’t like publicity or anything. He’s a very simple, private man
DAVID
Yeah…course…no recording… Right Paul?
MOLLY
Promise me you won’t! Y’a gotta promise!
DAVID
I promise. Ready, Paul?
PAUL
We’re leaving? I’m ready when you are
DAVID
To capture the moment that Molly, here, leaves the rest home for the North Pole
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Each year when the nights start growing longer, everyone’s favourite rotund old man emerges from his wintry hideaway in the fastness of the North Pole and dashes around the globe in a red and white blur, delivering presents and generally spreading goodwill to the people of the world. Who can criticise such good intentions?
Despite this noble cause, Father Christmas is running an unconventional operation at best. At worst, the jolly old fool is flagrantly flaunting the law and his reckless behaviour should see him standing before a jury of his peers. Admittedly, it would be a challenge to find eleven other omnipotent, eternally-old, portly men with a penchant for elves.
Read on to find out four shocking laws Santa breaks every year. But be warned; this is just the tip of an iceberg of criminality that dates back centuries!
1) Illegal Surveillance – Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000
Even before the Christmas season rolls around, Santa is actively engaged in full-time surveillance of 1.9 billion children. This scale of intelligence-gathering makes the guys at GCHQ look like children with a magnifying glass. In the course of compiling this colossal “naughty-or-nice” list, Santa probably violates every single privacy law ever created, but he is definitely breaking the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act. Even if Secretary of State William Hague gave Santa the authorisation required to carry out intrusive surveillance on all the children of the UK, the British government would go weak-at-the-knees at the thought of being complicit in an intelligence scandal set to dwarf Merkel’s phone tap and permanently sour Anglo-global relations!
2) Drink Driving Laws – The Road Traffic Act 1988
Even conceding that Santa’s impressive paunch is due to a not-entirely-human ability to imbibe the massive quantity of mince pies and sherry left-out by eager children around the world, his rosy cheeks betray that while his tolerance is high, he can’t escape the effects of a two-unit-tipple in every single family household in the world. Assuming the world average is three children per family, Santa has to visit 630 million families! Half of the world’s population sadly live in poverty, so we can assume they don’t have the sherry on hand to keep Santa tanked-up during his rounds. Of the 316 million families from economically developed countries, 21 million abstain from alcohol on religious grounds. Taking that into account, that’s 295 million sherries left out for Santa, just shy of 600 million units. If we assume Santa weighs a conservative 240 pounds, that makes his blood alcohol a whopping 7,870,000%! Needless to say, by the time Santa finishes his quota he is most definitely over the limit and if he’s still breathing it’s safe to assume his sleigh flying ability is impaired.
3) Airspace Violations – Chicago Convention on International Civil Aviation 1944
While on his annual jaunt across the globe, Santa and his furry entourage enter the airspace of every single country. Even granting Saint Nick’s North Pole hideout the status of a sovereign state and signing him up to the convention, he only acquires the right to cross the 191 participating states and is obliged to make a landing if requested. There is no evidence of Santa ever touching down at the bequest of country and submitting to a customs search, which is unusual considering the quantity and variety of goods he is known to be carrying. Coupled with the fact that Santa’s definitely entered some questionable airspace during active conflicts and never been sighted or shot down, we can assume the red sleigh must be boasting next-generation stealth camouflage. Those tinkering elves are cleverer than they look!
4) Movement of Livestock – Animal Welfare Act 2006
Either Santa’s reindeer have incredible longevity or he’s running a full-scale reindeer breeding operation up there at the North Pole, as well as presiding over a city-sized workshop full of elves. Now assuming that Saint Nick has been at this game since his reported death in 270AD (when he slipped away to the North Pole and recruited his first elf) he’s been spreading cheer and making merry for 1744 years! A well-cared for reindeer can live as long as 20 years in captivity, which means that Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph have died at least 87 times and been repeatedly replaced by reindeers with the same name. A worrying thought!
However, if those reindeer weren’t well-cared for, Santa could be well into a triple-figure reindeer mortality count. The Animal Welfare Act of 2006 states that reindeers undergoing transportation should all be fitted with an ear tag listing their identifying reference number, in accordance with the guidelines stipulated by the BDFA (British Deer Farmers Association). Santa should also be filling out the requisite AML24 document and reporting all movements of his herds to the authorities. As reindeers act as carriers for tuberculosis and ‘foot and mouth’ disease, failure to abide by these rules can pose a significant health risk. With such a laissez-faire attitude to animal welfare, Nick could be at the helm of animal welfare cover-up the likes of which have never been seen… and Rudolph’s red nose is obviously a symptom of infectious bovine rhinotracheitis.
Headline image credit: Santa Claus and Reindeer. Public domain via Pixabay.
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As we romp ever closer to that special night of the year, don’t forget to take a moment or two to sit with someone small and share some magic. You never know, it may extend into a lifetime of golden memories. Today’s classics you’ve read with your kids starts out with multi-talented SE QLD writer, […]
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If you don’t want to exclude Santa Claus, but still focus on Christ this Christmas, then you’ll want to check out It’s Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus: A Love Letter About the True Meaning of Christmas. (Morgan James Publishing)
First, the author, Soraya Diase Coffelt, has an interesting story of her own. She is a native of U.S. Virgin Islands, a lawyer, and a former judge. Soraya serves on mission trips to Honduras and the Amazon and has volunteered in the children’s ministry for fifteen years.
Soraya established As the Stars of the Sky Foundation, Inc. in 2012. This non-profit corporation assists the physical and spiritual needs of children, which brings us to the book, It’s Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus.
All the proceeds from the sale of Soraya’s books go toward the foundation. How cool is that? Also, she has donated two books to give away!
Be sure to enter for the drawing at the end of the post by entering a comment in the comments section below. Two, randomly chosen winners will be selected on December 8, 2014.
It’s Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus is written from a child’s perspective in the form of a letter to Santa. I like that the illustrations allow the child to be either a boy or a girl. We only see the hand writing the letter.
The child believes in Santa, elves, and flying reindeer but this year instead of writing a letter asking for things, the child wants to tell Santa something—the true meaning of Christmas.
The story begins with Mary and Joseph in Bethlehem, includes the angels and the shepherds, and ends with information about King Herod and the Magi.
I like the shepherds not minding the smells of the stable animals because "they were used to them" and "smelled like them, too."
The child shares the reason we have Christmas. He ends the letter by thanking Santa for all he does and tells him he still loves him, but he loves Jesus more. He writes,
“This Christmas, instead of asking you for more gifts, I’ve told you about the most precious gift of all. Jesus was born to be our Savior and Lord.”
A simple, sinner’s prayer is included on the last page.
While scripture is not quoted in the story, the story is accurately told according to the Holy Bible.
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If you’re a parent wanting to keep the Santa Claus traditions, yet share with your child the origin and truth of Christmas, this colorful and Santa-friendly book is the way to go.
Be sure to leave a comment below in order to be entered in the drawing for one of the two free books! These will make great Christmas gifts.
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Book: Santa Claus and the Three Bears
Author: Maria Modugno
Illustrator: Jane Dyer and Brooke Dyer
Pages: 40
Age Range: 3-8
Santa Claus and the Three Bears by Maria Modugno is, as you might guess from the title, a Goldilocks retelling in which the role of Goldilocks is played by none other than Santa Claus. Apart from that difference, and a northerly setting, it's pretty much a straight-up version of the story. The porridge is replaced by chocolate pudding, and there are Christmas decorations around the house. Santa apologizes for intruding and breaking Baby Bear's chair. He also leaves presents at the end, unlike that ungrateful Goldilocks. But overall, the rhythms of the story will be familiar to young readers.
I honestly wasn't sure about this blending of Goldilocks and Santa. But it actually works quite well. There's a cozy winter feel to the book, and honestly, Santa is a lot more appealing than Goldilocks any day. My three year old adores this version, and I anticipate reading it many, many times between now and Christmas.
Modugno's text, while it carries the repetition of the original story, is not sing-songy, and uses a bit of moderately advanced vocabulary. Like this:
"Papa bear was bringing in a tree from the forest,
Mama Bear was preparing Christmas pudding,
and Baby Bear was busy getting in the way.
Even though he was a baby, he was still pretty big."
and:
"Meanwhile, Santa had finished delivering presents to everyone in the Southern Hemisphere, and he was halfway through the northern part of the world when his sleigh landed on the roof of the three bears' house."
The watercolor and gouache illustrations by Jane Dyer and Brooke Dyer are warm without being cloying. The bears are polar bears, and they are in fact pretty big (Mama and Papa are both bigger than Santa). They are quite expressive, too. Their house is lovingly decorated for the holiday, inside and out. There are some nice details, like "Papa", "Mama" and "Baby" written on their bowls, and a cozy patchwork quilt on Baby Bear's bed. My daughter's favorite picture is one that shows Baby Bear "getting in the way" while Mama makes pudding, chocolate all over his face and arms.
Santa Claus and the Three Bears would make a nice addition to anyone's collection of Christmas-themed picture books. The outlines of the story are familiar, of course, but the Christmas details lend variety, and the illustrations stand up well to repeat reads. Recommended!
Publisher: HarperCollins (@HarperChildrens)
Publication Date: September 24, 2013
Source of Book: Review copy from the publisher
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Santa from Cincinnati, by Judi Barrett, pictures by Kevin Hawkes,
Atheneum, $16.99, ages 4-8, 48 pages, 2012.
With that big belly that shakes like jelly, it's hard to believe Santa was ever a tyke. But indeed he was -- just ask Judy Barrett and Kevin Hawkes.
The book-making dynamos come together for the first time to share the wonder years of dear old Claus -- and wondrous they were.
Even as a newborn, Santa had cheeks like roses and a nose like a cherry. As other babies wailed their way into the world, he turned his mouth up like a bow.
As you might guess, Santa was crazy for toys and the funny thing is, his stuffed toy reindeer had a habit of floating when Mom wasn't looking. Santa would take those eight toys everywhere (Mom gave him a pillowcase to carry them over his shoulder).
Santa was quirky, just like his dad. (At age 5, he glued cotton balls to his face so he had Dad's beard.) His dad was a basement toymaker and he invented all of Santa's toys. Soon, Santa was drilling alongside Dad and neighbor kids were putting in orders.
But of course all of this toy making takes time -- 365 days of time. So how does a guy with homework, prom, college and a girlfriend find the time to become the world's nicest guy?
Barrett's writing is playful and fun -- Santa's an Ohio native, so he's got a Midwest work ethic, and being a preoccupied with inventing, he's surrounded by clutter. He also has to streamline his work (by cutting naughty kids from his list).
Hawke's paintings radiate happiness. His somewhat retro style is matched with whimsical detail. One of my favorite images is on the cover (a young Santa with the shadow of his future self looming behind him).
This is a sweet picture book to feed that magical feeling of Christmas -- and remind children that life is good and that wondrous things do happen.
Best Part: Hawke gives Santa an "Elf on the Shelf" grin -- a joyful smile that never goes away.
Turkey Claus
Turkey is in trouble. Again. He made it through Thanksgiving without becoming a turkey dinner, but now it’s almost Christmas, and guess what’s on the menu? Turkey decides the only thing to do is to ask Santa for help. He sets off for the North Pole, but getting in to see Santa at Christmastime isn’t as easy as Turkey expected. It’s going to take all his ideas—and his clever disguises—to find a way into Santa’s house. After many hilarious attempts, Turkey comes up with the perfect disguise, and Santa has the perfect solution!
If you liked this, try:
Turkey Trouble
The Christmas Quiet Book
Pete the Cat Saves Christmas
Snowmen at Work
Christmas Wombat
Christmas Wombat
“Slept. Scratched. Slept.” Indeed, it seems like Christmas will be just another day for the wombat . . . until she smells carrots! In this charming picture book, the star of Diary of a Wombat goes head to head with Santa’s reindeer in competition for carrots—and wins. Then, as an accidental stowaway on Santa's sleigh, she learns that carrots are internationally available. No wonder she isn't hungry for treats on Christmas morning!...
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Diary of a Baby Wombat
Christmas Quiet Book
Just Right for Christmas
Santa's Book of Names
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5 Stars Santa’s Eleven Months Off Mike Reiss Michael G, Montgomery Peachtree Publishing 32 Pages Ages: 4 to 8 (+) Cover & Jacket: From December first through Christmas, Santa Claus got down to business, making fifty zillion toys for the world’s good girls and boys. All that month, he worked his rear off. Then he [...]
RAPTOR CLAUS is coming to town!
This is one of only two T-shirts in this celebration that doesn't feature
T.rex. Shirt is from Zazzle.com.
The photos were taken at
Mt. Bonnell, a 775 foot tall chunk of limestone just west of town. It was donated as a park in 1939. According to the
Handbook of Texas's Mt. Bonnell entry, General Custer used to picnic up here.
And one gratuitous shot of me making some chocolate chip cookies per the
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The BookSpot in Round Rock for a signing from 12 to 2 pm today, with
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A Dino a Day: Day 0: Thundercloud Subs Turkey Trot
A Dino a Day: Day 1: Book PeopleA Dino a Day: Day 2: Driskill HotelA Dino a Day: Day 3: Whole Foods A Dino a Day: Day 4: Texas State Capitol A Dino a Day: Day 5:Amy's Ice Creams A Dino a Day: Day 6: Austin History CenterA Dino a Day: Day 7: RunTexA Dino a Day: Day 8: Waterloo Records
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I had an inkling that Santa might take a break or two at a few houses to imbibe in some of his favorite snacks...
Merry Christmas...
That Santa is a hard working guy. Using whatever mobile means at his disposal, Santa always delivers the goods.
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SANTA SLIMS DOWN: a Christmas story of rebellion and compromise
By Eleanor Tylbor
My annual sharing of the play focusing on Santa's need to lose weight in order to fly on Christmas Eve.
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
SANTA CLAUS – the jolly, old elf himself who ate one too many cook
MRS. CLAUS – Santa's faithful wife, who is worried about Santa’s cholestrol RUDOLPH AND THE REINDEER GANG
SCENE: SANTA'S WORKSHOP, TWO WEEKS BEFORE "THE" TRIP. SANTA IS CHECKING OVER HIS TOYS. THERE IS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR RUDOLPH, ACCOMPANIED BY DONNER AND BLITZEN BARGE IN
AT RISE: A MUCH MORE PLUMP THAN USUAL SANTA IS SITTING AT A TABLE FILLED WITH TOYS
SANTA This is an expected surprise, boys. To what do I owe this visit?
RUDOLPH
(moving his antlers from side-to-side defiantly)
We're here to give you a message, Santa
RUDOLPH It’s about food
SANTA
(eating one cookie after another)
Mmm - good. Love those chocolate chips. You want one of these cookies? Why didn’t you say so? Plenty enough to go ‘round
RUDOLPH Santa, there's something we really gotta tell you…
DONNER - it's real important-like…
BLITZEN …major important
RUDOLPH
(Turns around and addresses DONNER and BLITZEN)
Is there an echo, here? Did you not make me, Rudolph, the spokes-deer? Maybe one of youse wants’ta take over?
DONNER (staring down at his feet) And…you do a great job, Rudy. Super job
BLITZEN You our main reindeer, man!
RUDOLPH I mean, if one of youse guys can say it better…
DONNER No-no… You’re the best
RUDOLPH So lemme do the job! Cheez – everyone wants'ta be a star… Now where was I? See Santa, we're worried!
DONNER AND BLITZEN (together) Real worried!
RUDOLPH
(whirling around)
Hello? D'ya mind?
SANTA nibbles on a cookie while watching a train run around a track
SANTA Oh my-oh-my! I love watching the train speed around the track. Um… Worried? About what, boys? Now just look at this train go. The elves finished it this morning
RUDOLPH How can I say this nicely -
DONNER AND BLITZEN Just tell him! You gotta!
RUDOLPH (whirling around)
One more word from either of youse…
DONNER/BLITZEN Sor-ree! We're just trying to help…
RUDOLPH Well don't! You elected me head of the North Pole Reindeer Union so lemme do the job!
SANTA What’s this all about, boys? Could somebody tell me?
RUDOLPH I'm tryin' Santa, I'm really tryin’ if only these two big mouths would let me
BLITZEN We promise we won't say another word, See? We’re zipping our mouths closed
DONNER Maybe one word - two at the most. Sorry…
RUDOLPH It's about your - um - well… Your shape
SANTA (laughing) My shape? I’m Santa! I’m supposed to look this way
RUDOLPH It's um - very round
SANTA (laughing)
This is not news, Rudolph. Now if you'll excuse me…I’m very busy here…
RUDOLPH Much more than usual, Santa. Much… much… more
SANTA I’ve always looked like this. You know that!
RUDOLPH It hurts me to h
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It’s amazing all the different depictions. I would guess Santa is probably the most illustrated fiction characer ever! LOVE all the illustrations :)
Love these!
these are such fun! some from our past and some lovely and new….thanks for including our Michele Noiset! ;)
Just like the collection of Santa ornaments on my tree, there are so many wonderful variations on a familiar figure. So well done!
Wow! What a fabulous collection of Santas!! Love these, thanks for sharing