By: David Billings,
on 5/23/2016
Happy Overload, the upcoming Sparky Firepants coloring book spectacular is still in the works – but you can grab this cute-as-hell page and get it right now. Relieve some stress. Get your color on.
By: David Billings,
on 11/17/2014
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on 10/25/2014
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on 9/5/2014
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By: David Billings,
on 6/25/2014
Usually I let the comic do the talking. Today, in the last week of LGBT Pride Month, I want to proclaim our unwavering support for the LGBT community. Everyone has the right to live, love and look the way they feel is right, without fear of retribution or judgment.
By: David Billings,
on 6/25/2014
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on 6/18/2014
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on 5/27/2014
By: David Billings,
on 3/12/2014
On a short flight to San Jose, snack service started shortly after takeoff. The flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some peanuts with his drink. “Yes! Thank you, I’m starving!” he said, and quickly opened the bag.
After a few moments, he heard a tiny voice.
“Nice pants!”
The seat next to him was empty. He shrugged and took another sip of his drink.
“You have great hair. Very shiny.”
The tiny voice spoke again. He quickly looked around, but the other passengers near him were either dozing or talking to each other. The voice was clearly speaking to him and it was close by.
“You smell really nice today.”
The man thought he must be going crazy. He flagged down a passing flight attendant and asked, “Wait, stop. Shhh. Do you hear a tiny voice?”
Just then, the tiny voice spoke up.
“Look at those teeth! So pearly white!”
“See?!?” said the man. “Do you hear it?”
The flight attendant smiled.
“Yes, it’s the peanuts.”
The man looked at the bag. “Peanuts?”
“Yes,” said the flight attendant, “They’re complimentary.”
If you enjoyed this, please share it with your friends and coworkers. And… you look great in that outfit.
By: David Billings,
on 2/28/2014
For all you tofu fans out there.
By: David Billings,
on 3/27/2012
A man gets on a flight to St. Louis. Soon after takeoff, the beverage cart comes around. He asks for a Coke and some peanuts.
After a minute or two, he hears a tiny voice.
"Nice shirt!"
The man looks around, but his seat mate is asleep.
"You have a lovely smile."
Again, he looks around, checks the seat behind him. Nobody is talking or even looking at him. He hears the voice again.
"You have excellent posture."
Just then, a flight attendant walks by and the man stops her. "Excuse me, I know this sounds crazy but I keep hearing these tiny voices."
The flight attendant leans in and whispers, "And what are the voices saying to you?"
"Well, actually, they're...um... they're telling me how nice I look."
The flight attendant smiles and points to his tray table. "Oh! It's the peanuts. They're complimentary."
By: David Billings,
on 2/15/2012
