ABINGER (n.)
#32 in an ongoing series of posts celebrating the alphabet.
MsBlueSky/flickr
Liff (lif) n. A common object or experience for which no word yet exists.
I'm guessing there are an infinite number of liffs floating free in the world, just hoping someone exceedingly clever will chance along and name them. Two clever someones, Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, compiled the first humorous dictionary of liffs back in 1983: The Meaning of Liff, followed by a revised and expanded edition, The Deeper Meaning of Liff (1990). Along with these "no name" objects, feelings and situations, Adams and Lloyd also noted "thousands of spare words which spend their time doing nothing but loafing about on signposts pointing at places."
Words like Dunfish, Jeffers, Knaptoft, Ranfurly. They were real places, but who ever heard of them? Better yet, who'd ever think of visiting them? Why not match these place names with a needy liff?
Our job, as we see it, is to get these words down off the signposts and into the mouths of babes and sucklings and so on, where they can start earning their keep in everyday conversation and make a more positive contribution to society.
Thought you might enjoy a Sampler Platter of Liff Lunchables, à la Adams and Lloyd. All but a couple are food related; I've added a few extras to compensate ☺. Nibble on them, maybe give them a good chew (you're bound to chuckle). There's plenty to go around!
One who washes up everything except the frying pan, the cheese grater and the saucepan which the chocolate sauce has been made in.
BECCLES (pl. n.)
The small bone buttons placed in bacon sandwiches by unemployed guerrilla dentists.
CROMARTY (n.)
The brittle sludge which clings to the top of ketchup bottles and plastic tomatoes in nasty cafes.
DUDDO (n.)
The most deformed potato in any given collection of potatoes.
EPPING (participial vb.)
The futile movements of forefingers and eyebrows used when failing to attract the attention of waiters and barmen.
FINUGE (vb.)
In any division of foodstuffs equally between several people, to give yourself the extra slice left over.
GOOSNARGH (n.)
Something left over from preparing or eating a meal, which you store in the fridge despite the fact that you know full well you will never ever use it.
HENSTRIDGE (n.)
The dried yellow substance found between the prongs of forks in restaurants.
INIGONISH (adj.)
Descriptive of the expression on the face of a dinner party guest which is meant to indicate hug
new posts in all blogs
Blog: jama rattigan's alphabet soup (Login to Add to MyJacketFlap)
JacketFlap tags: douglas adams, alphabetica, john lloyd, Add a tag
By: Jama Rattigan,
on 6/13/2011
Viewing: Blog Posts Tagged with: john lloyd, Most Recent at Top [Help]
Results 1 - 1 of 1
Blog: jama rattigan's alphabet soup (Login to Add to MyJacketFlap)
JacketFlap tags: douglas adams, alphabetica, john lloyd, Add a tag