Three hellos for this is the third time I am logging in to write a blog post. The other times, I got carried away with something or got interrupted with our always wonderful Internet connection! So here I am today, to share some tidbits and some snapz. :) Nothing you haven't already heard from me, as I keep updating "What's on my mind?" every now and then. :)
So what is up and running around you? Don't answer me with "Cats and Dogs". For Cats aren't necessarily running around always.
Let's see what the Feline Hero of the GHMC Ladies' Hostel was upto last weekend. ;)
He is two feet long - tall, saying humanwise. And walks royally around, when he visits His Ladies. He's the daddy cat starring in my poem When the Kitten Meets His Dad.
Want me to share it here? Will try. But here's the King Felis non-domestica. Non-domestica, for we don't entertain his presence at our hostel. What doesn't make him adorable is that he doesn't keep his coat clean. But he isn't shy into settle himself in our beds conducting the materials on his coat to our sheets, in case we forgot to close a window, or left the door ajar.
His progeny and their mothers aren't different, they are more often the ones who do this.
So here he is:
This time, he has found a stashed pillow just outside our room. It was dark and I shot the pic with flash to get him in it. Seems like he didn't lik
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- “Are the cops here for you or for me?”
- “I didn’t know we had sex last night…”
- “Are you in yet?”
- “Are you done yet?”
- “Whats your name again?”
- “I love you too (person’s name other than your’s here).”
- “That other boy/girl I was on the phone with for over an hour last night is just a friend.”
- “I think we should just be friends.”
- “Trust me, its not you, its me.”
- “I don’t know where that new phone number came from.”
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- Eat a pickle
- Call 9-1-1
- Scream at your cat/dog
- Strangle a teddy bear
- Run after the ice-cream man NUDE
- Put a potato in his exhaust pipe
- Look at the ice-cream sales person and yell/scream
- While eating a pickle call 9-1-1 and tell them, that the ice-cream man is yelling at a Teddy bear while in the nude
- Buy some ice-cream
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- Eat a pickle
- Call 9-1-1
- Scream at your cat/dog
- Strangle a teddy bear
- Run after the ice-cream man NUDE
- Put a potato in his exhaust pipe
- Look at the ice-cream sales person and yell/scream
- While eating a pickle call 9-1-1 and tell them, that the ice-cream man is yelling at a Teddy bear while in the nude
- Buy some ice-cream
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The Brontë sisters are three of my all-time, all-star favourite authors. I first read Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre when I was at school and was instantly bewitched by them, and have re-read them both often in the years since. Every time I read the Brontë sisters’ novels (not just those two) I find more in them to love. By the time you read this post, I will be in the midst of two long weeks off on holiday, and during that time I’m going to make my very first trip up to Howarth to see the parsonage where the girls lived with their brother and father - I can’t wait - talk about kid in a sweet shop! So, in celebration of this fact, today I bring you an excerpt from Janet Gezari’s 2007 book Last Things: Emily Brontë’s Poems.
[Elizabeth] Gaskell’s well-known image of the three sisters pacing up and down in the sitting room of the Parsonage while talking over their stories, reminds us that poems were not among the creative achievements shared during those evening sessions. When Charlotte, who knew that her sister wrote poems, came upon her Gondal Poems notebook in the autumn of 1845 and read some, Emily felt violated. Once persuaded to participate in Charlotte’s publication project, she readied only twenty-one of her poems for printing. In the 1846 volume, her poems usually alternate with those of her sisters, so that relations between her poems are subordinated to relations between them and the contiguous poems of Charlotte and Anne. All of the poems Brontë selected for publication in 1846 came from the two books into which she had begun transcribing some of her poems about a year earlier, the Gondal Poems notebook and the so-called Honresfeld manuscript. After transcribing her poems, she almost always discarded earlier drafts. Her single-leaf manuscripts preserve many apparently unfinished or incomplete poems, usually described as fragments, and we cannot know what she intended to do with them. The posthumous publication of seventeen more poems in the 1850 edition of Wuthering Heights and Agnes Grey nearly doubled the number of Emily Brontë’s poems available to nineteenth-century readers. What knowledge we have about Charlotte Brontë’s aggressive editing of these poems relies on a comparison of the manuscript versions in Emily Brontë’s hand to the published versions and not on Charlotte Brontë’s correspondence with her publisher about the edition, which says nothing about her editorial judgements. 1850 added one poem to the canon for which no holograph manuscript survives, ‘Often rebuked, yet always back returning.’ For generations of Brontë readers, as for T. J. Wise and J. A. Symington, this poem has sounded ‘the keynote to her character’, yet its authorship continues to be disputed. In my last chapter, I argue that Charlotte, not Emily, is the author of ‘Often rebuked, yet always back returning,’ and that the poem promotes Charlotte’s view of Emily, not Emily’s view of herself or her own poetic project.
My title registers my starting place. A concern with endings, and with how we defy, resist, blur, or transcend them, characterizes Brontë’s life, her art, and this book. In Carson’s words, ‘She whached the bars of time, which broke.’ Brontë’s approach to an end is most evident when death or memory is the subject of a poem, as it so frequently is. But there is no poet for whom immortality resolves less, or for whom ordinary temporal elements—night, day, evening, fall and spring—are more miscible. She gives us a vision of life sub specie iterationis. Her poems’ formal resistance to endings can be seen in the recurrence of the word again both at the end of lines and at the end of poems, where it appears more often than any other word, disrupting our feeling that the experience the poem has recorded is over and done. Or in her fondness for circular structures and for outcomes that resemble openings rather than endings. If time is a prison that confines us, then Brontë’s poems return again and again both to the prison site and to the prison break. Although I do not discuss all her poems, the view of Emily Brontë’s poems presented here seeks to be comprehensive. It relates to individual poems, to the progress she made from the beginning of her career as a poet to its end, to her poetical fragments and her writing practice, to her motives for writing poetry, and to the connections between her poems and her famous novel. When Brontë’s ordinary life enters into my account of her poems, it does so to illuminate them, and not vice versa. I do not ignore the presence of Gondal in the poems, but I resist dividing poems that belong to a Gondal narrative from poems that probably do not, either because Brontë transcribed them into her Honresfeld manuscript instead of her Gondal Poems notebook or because they include no references to Gondal characters or places. A specious distinction between ‘Gondal’ and ‘personal’ narrative contexts continues to thrive, especially when biographical interpretations are at stake. Believing that a Gondal poem is less personal than a non-Gondal poem is like believing that The Bell Jar is less personal than ‘Daddy’. Although she separated Gondal poems from non-Gondal poems by transcribing them into separate notebooks, Brontë composed both kinds of poems intermittently for as long as she wrote poems. For me, a Gondal poem is one in which a lyrical impulse converges with an occasion provided by a narrative about invented characters with aristocratic names. One way to look at Gondal is as intentional dreaming, a release like the one we experience in a dream when the self is freed to act various roles, but always under the aegis of an informing self-idiom that organizes and unifies whatever experience is being represented. The chapters that follow endeavour to describe both the range and the distinctiveness of the experience Emily Brontë’s poems offer.
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“Are you serious? I don’t think we need to start inundating her with safety crap now … should we?”
“Well I don’t want to wait too long and be all, “Have fun at your first day of kindergarten. Don’t forget your lunch. AND NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR VAGINA!”
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In celebration of finally unpacking the sewing machine, be the first to comment with the original Spanish name of our location above, and I’ll make a shirt for your kid.
Here’s another hint …
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The fear of your daughter falling in love with a big ass spider, naming it “Jesus” and wanting to bring it home.
In your backback.
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Number of preschools that demanded $50 for application fees: 4
Number of preschools we got into: 0
Number of reasons why it’s a bad idea I teach Emme math on my own: W
I was counting on you, preschool.
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My friend Doodaddy gives me endless grief about hiring a painting company that included a free “color consultant” — and I just know he’s going to give me even more grief knowing that after weeks and weeks of flaking on us, the color consultant ultimately led us to the prettiest shade of living room lavender you will ever see.
The thing is, we wanted gray.
Not light purple.
Gray.
So now we are trying to select a gray and we need your help. Let’s call the one on the far left A — with B, C, and D following from there. Which one gets your vote?
Also, I have finally managed to capture Emmeline dancing. She usually stops when I pull out the camera. Here, she is obviously doing a jig.
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And thanks for your kind words in response to my previous pity party about time and blogging. Words and photos resume Monday.
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“Daddy Daddy?”
“You’re awake!”
“Daddy?”
“Yes, Emme?”
“Daddy go new home?”
“Yes.”
“Mommy go new home?”
“Yes.”
“Emme stay old home?”
“Does Emme want to stay in the old home?”
“Emme go new home.”
“Of course. Hey, Emme?”
“Hmm.”
“What did you dream about?”
“Hmm.”
“Emme? What were you just dreaming about?”
“Mommy daddy go new home.”
“Yes?”
“Emme stay old home.”
“Oh kid, we will never leave you.”
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To celebrate the holidays we asked some of our favorite people in publishing what their favorite book was. Let us know in the comments what your favorite book is and be sure to check back throughout the week for more “favorites”.
Christine Duplessis is a Marketing Manager at Simon and Schuster.
I say that my favorite book is Pride and Prejudice. And it really is brilliant—great characters, great story, writing that has held up for all these years. I can still remember reading it for the first time and how it made me feel. But deep down I know that my favorite book is really a historical romance, The Prize by Julie Garwood, because that’s the book I go back and reread whenever I’m sad or sick or stressed out. But shh. Don’t tell.
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My cat is taking over my life! I don't know how it started, but he jumps on my kitchen counter every time I sit down to write! I tell him, “No,” but he just stares at me until I physically remove him from the counter! If I don't give him something to eat from the refrigerator, he jumps on the counter again, and again, and again. I'm going to have to get my digital camera fixed so I will have evidence of how he looks at me! I'm afraid I've encouraged a terrible habit!
Last night, while working on a post I've been trying to post since yesterday, I had to give him sardines! After I put his bowl on the floor, (thinking I’d be allowed to write) he stared at the sardines, as if they weren’t what he had in mind. I had to physically get up again and tap him off the counter. This is what we do. I sit down, he jumps on the counter. I stand up quickly in my chair, and he jumps down. Occasionally, he will whine at the front door to go out, but I can’t let him go since Monster is waiting for him. Monster is the name I gave his enemy I feed outside. He is homeless and no one likes him, with the exception of me, of course, so he never has any food. He hated Simon (that’s my cat’s name) before I started feeding him, so that’s not the problem. Monster is just from a bad family, and blames the world for his troubles. Actually, I think Monster and Simon are related. I met Simon when I went with a neighbor to pick up a kitten. The house we went to was full of other cats and kittens, and Simon was one of them. He seemed like he was going to be sickly, so I took him home with me. I didn't want a cat, but I felt sorry for him, and I didn’t think he was going to live that long. Well, he did, and he turned out to perfectly healthy! Anyway, I had him neutered, but my neighbor didn’t have his kitten neutered, so guess what? We have plenty of Simon’s relatives to deal with, and I think Monster is one of them. Every time I let Simon outside, the drama begins. Within minutes, the two are entangled in a brawl, which is followed by Simon racing (past me, usually) to jump in the door in an effort to avoid Monster’s grasp! On more than one occasion, I’ve had to endure their spitting, screaming, moaning, and fighting in my living room. They are both so inconsiderate! So you can see why I won’t cave in to Simon when he begs to go outside, which is because of Monster, but also since getting him to a vet is such a production! Which gives me an idea: Is anyone out there a vet, or a cat psychologist? I need help!
I can totally relate to this. Imagine this: I have 10 cats. They are all inside cats and they completely own me.
I can't imagine it! lol! Boy are you out numbered! Thanks for the comment!
Ann
:)
That's cats for you :) I have loads of stray cats roaming around my neigbourhood that the wife and me have started to actually name them, we've got down to as far as naming them lil fellow, whitey and lil bugger ... LOL! Loads more to go ... whitey's my favourite though!
Ann…I finally found you! My blogtoolkit.com message center doesn't provide for URL's as yours does. Next time, please leave me your address so I can track back. Thanks.
Now. For the cat(s). Today, purchase a bottle with a sprayer attached. Fill 1/2 way with cold water. When cat jumps up onto counter, you spray him. Caution: Do not spray in eyes as if the stream is on that can hurt or possible injure. I would suggest to keep it on spray so the cat gets the idea without getting drenched.
Next action: grab some coins and fill a metal box 1/3 full. Keep it out of site. When he jumps up, you know he will, vigorously shake the can. This will startle him and he will react. Since you don't know how he will react, first you should remove any breakable objects from the area. After the first time, you will have an idea of his response.
These two things should help do the trick. He will begin associating the water and the sound of coins against metal as an unpleasant thing and might break him of the counter top habit.
Sardines…in water or oil? Did you remove the little skeleton? Try Makerel.
Finally: Trap the outdoor cat, in the humane trap, whereby cat walks in to eat food, door closes. Make sure to place clean newspaper down and set up an appointment with the vet or animal control free or low cost spay/neuter clinic, etc. Cannot let him eat or drink after 10 PM. Get him examined for feline. leukemia/aids. de-worming meds. treated for fleas, ear mites and distemper and rabies shots. Make sure they clip his nails as short as possible without hurting. This should run you about $100.00. Keep him indoors and in a separate room. Clean him up with baby wipes, brush him, play with him, etc. Don't let him go outside.
Should you decide to keep him put him into a carrier and place him into the kitchen or living room area. Let you cat approach the carrier and snif, they will both hiss and carry on. But you have set the stage. Always show you cat the first attention before the new family member.
Do this for a couple of days, until they become accustomed to the idea. Cats are better having a friend to hang out with. Have supervised meet and greet times. Then let the new guy out. AFTER AT LEAST A WEEK TO TEN DAYS OF SEPARATION.
Should you decide not to keep him, then find a pet adoption agency and request they show him at their adoptions or put him on their web-site. Problem solved. Just make sure of who is adopting him so he won't end up as someone's medical experiment.
Sorry this is a book, but you did ask. Cheers!
"Sleeping Kitten - Dancing Dog!"
Nick, LOL! I'm jealous. It sounds like you're having more fun! :)
Thanks for stopping by-
Ann
Theresa, I'm sorry you had trouble finding me! I've started with the water bottle, but haven't heard of the can. Thank you for your help! Thanks for the advice on Monster too!
You were a big help! You can tell you are a true cat lover. They are great animals aren't they? I was just so mad at Simon yesterday, I didn't even want to print his name! We made up though, so things are better now!
Ann
Ann, great material. :) Simon sounds like quite a character. Love the monster story. I battle our 105 year old beagle most the day. Everyone else can use the pet door, but she can't see it, so you have to open the door for her. But, she sits there. Doesn't move. If you try to move her, she moans and gets pissed off. (she's very independent but can't see or hear, so there's the problem). Our animals rule the roost!
Can't help you here, but this sounds about normal. You do have an intersting life don't you? Great post. Have a great day. :)
Ronni, Thank you for stopping by! After you left that message on blog catalog, it made me think of Simon. Not that I had much of a chance to forget him, but I thought of writing about him. Especially since he will not let me write! I think he's jealous. Your Beagle sounds hilarious! I guess when we get old we'll have an attitude too! It's so comical when they force their will , isn't it? I'm really a dog lover, and can't wait to get a dog. I'm just not in a position at the moment. I lost my 13 year old retriever last year, and she was fussy too. You're right they rule the roost! Thanks for the comment!
Ann
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I have your book on my book calender! Thanks for the info on it!
Sandee, Isn't it though! You could help me by taking a cat! LOL
Thanks for stopping by!
Ann
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I'm working on the meme!
Cats are so clever, they know how to manipulate us inferior beings!
Aren't they though? Thank you for stopping by Lizzie! I love your blog. I think it's so informative and interesting!
Thanks for the comment!
Ann
oh my goodness! you have quite the power struggle going on there don't you? great advice from theresa...i use the spray bottle too but have never heard of the coins in a box trick...good to know!
Isn't it ridiculous? I have more going on now. I found out that Monster has parents, and he doesn't come from too nice of a family! Will keep you posted! Yes, Theresa did have good advice. So far the water bottle is doing the trick. You should see how he looked at me when I squirted him! He's such a brat! But then whose fault is that?
Ann
Thanks for the comment!
Hi Ann. My congratulations on yet another WELL DESERVED Award! You are an inspirational blogger!
About Simon: you do know that dogs have an owner; cats have employees ;)
Jos:)
Jos, Thank you so much! If it hadn't been for you I wouldn't have known! I'm trying to catch up on my writing but my BOSS won't allow it! Thank you for your comment and for stopping by- I'll be by your blog this evening! :)
Ann