Thanks to new fan and friend John Evans, I just learned about NeverSeconds, a blog written by a nine-year-old Scottish schoolgirl named Martha Payne (a.k.a. “VEG”) who was tired of her awful school dinners. So Martha decided to photograph her meals, rate them (she counts the number of hairs included at no extra cost), and share them with the world.
A clever kid! But this story gets even better.
Once VEG’s school council got word of the blog, they banned her from taking photographs of her meals. But Jamie Oliver, the celebrity chef who has been campaigning for healthier school meals worldwide, launched a social media support crusade via Twitter. After millions of blog hits and public outcry, Roddy McCuish, the leader of the Argyll and Bute Council in West Scotland, lifted the blog ban. McCuish claimed preventing the photos from being posted was a form of censorship. So VEG is online once again.
But not only is she still posting her meals, she’s receiving photos from children and educators around the world. Plus, Martha is raising money for Mary’s Meals, headquartered in Scotland and right here in New Jersey! This non-profit organization’s mission is to feed children in the most impoverished nations.
I have a passion for healthy eating, so I just had to blog about this young girl’s chutzpah! I hope you’ll support her over at NeverSeconds and maybe submit your own school lunch! If she posts your picture, VEG will even tell you how long she took to find your location on the globe. It’s a good food and geography lesson all at once!
So…just for fun…I wrote a song parody for Martha/VEG. Sung to the tune of Bon Jovi’s “You Give Love a Bad Name”, this is “You Give LUNCH a Bad Name”. Enjoy and mangia!
You Give Lunch a Bad Name
Your meal’s a la carte
But it’s still lame.
Martha,
You give lunch a bad name. (Bad name.)
A “balanced” meal is what they sell
They promise you chicken but give you some spelt.
A plain white tray with no mashies,
And globs of brown stuff that stink like bad cheese.
Oh, it’s a load of yuck!
Oh, they told you don’t blog
But Jamie told Twitter,
“You’re righteous, photog!”
Your meal’s a la carte
But it’s still lame.
Martha,
You give lunch a bad name. (Bad name.)
We read your grade; it’s a four you claim.
Martha,
You give lunch a bad name. (Bad name.)
You give lunch, oh!
Bring the fork to your lips,
Pull out hair with your fingertips.
Your school cooks bad, we don’t know why.
It’s not too hard to make fresh veggie stir-fry.
Oh, it’s a load of yuck!
Oh, they told you don’t blog
But Jamie told Twitter,
“You’re righteous, photog!”
Your meal’s a la carte
But it’s still lame.
Martha,
You give lunch a bad name. (Bad name.)
We read your grade; it’s a four you claim.
Martha,
You give lunch a bad name. (Bad name.)
You give lunch, oh!
She’s got brass! Love the fact that she’s blogging…and your song is oh, so appropriate! JBJ would be proud!
I love that blog!!! She is so spot-on with her critiques!
What a fantastic young lady! Thanks for highlighting this.
Speaking up and speaking out–this girl has spunk! Good for her! Way to go Tara, on writing a song that shows your support.
What an awesome story, that girl has probably changed school dinners in lots of areas thanks to her savvy approach. Love your parody!
I LOVE the NeverSeconds blog and “You Give Lunch A Bad Name”!
great blog – never Seconds! – thanks for sharing it. Martha has a great idea.
Oh wow, Erik, I’m pleasantly surprised you know the original song. My daughter went WHAT????!!!!!
Ha ha…I misread “savvy approach” as “savory approach”. LOL!
My mom loaded Bon Jovi on my ipod