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I have to say(or do I mean hate to say?)that I loved every single entry in the terrible query letter contest. All of them made me laugh, and all of them were horribly awful.
However, there was one that stood above the others. This one truly surpassed everyone else in awfulness for one simple brilliantly terrible reason: part of it was written in rhyming verse.
Genius!
So, congratulations to Dee Ranged (or whatever your real name is) for creating a truly terrible letter. I've copied it so everyone else can also appreciate the wretchedness. On Thursday, I'll dissect all of the things (besides the rhyme) that is wrong with this letter.
Deer Mr., Mrs., Ms., or Whatever M. Smoot:
I bought the bright green sticker on the outside of the envelope on eBay so I don’t really know what gender you are since I didn’t actually attend the conference at witch you spoke. Sorry. I paid good money for the “M. Smoot” sticker to gain access to your closed publishing house, so I hope you appreciate it. I’m sure you did a wonderful, stupendous, fantastic job at the conference and gave a fabulous, mesmerizing, interesting speech. Thanks for being such a helpful, kind, grate editor.
Anyway, enough about you. Now for my soon-to-be best seller... you’re gonna love it! Since it has an elephant AND a donkey in it, it will surpass sales of "Horton Hears a Who" and "Winnie the Pooh" (with Eeyore) combined. I know it will be made into a poplar movie and will be translated into many languages. That’s why I want to keep all foreign rites. I also want fool plush animal sales.
My book is called THE ELEPHANT AND THE DONKEY and it is completely in rhyme. Since it is about animals, I tested it out on my cat and dog and they absolutely loved it! They showed their appreciation by marking the corners of this manuscript. You’ll probably be able to tell (or smell) witch corner is witch.
I didn’t read my story to any pre-schools because I didn’t want the teachers to still the idea, but I know kids will love it!!!
Hear is more about it...
My 20,000-word picture book For ages two to four, Covers many topics Other children’s books ignore.
Taxes, stocks, and politics Are introduced in rhyme. The story is sure to be a hit At every child’s bedtime.
You’ll want to publish this right away. It’s going to be a best seller, More popular than "The Cat in the Hat," Or that tearjerker, "Old Yeller."
The conflict is that an elephant And donkey can’t agree. They fight over just about everything, Including cups of tea.
Will they ever learn to get along? Can these protagonists save the world? I’m writing a 1000-page sequel, Where the answers will be unfurled.
Believe me, this book will fly off the shelves and beat the ebook download record, so you’ll want to publish this by November so we can both become rich quick. That’s only about a month away, but if you overnight the contract to me, I’ll sign it write away and the illustrator can start immediately. Oh, I really like the work of Tomie dePaola. I hope you can get him for this book. Do you have that kind of pool?
I know you only wanted a query and ten pages, but I am so confident you’ll like my work that I scent the hole book. I am offering this as an exclusive transmission for one week, but after that I’ll really need to move on if I haven’t herd from you. I want to enjoy my millionaire status before the world ends or before the next election - whichever comes first. Who knows what the tax rate will be after that!
I should tell you that I’ve already been published in my third grade newspaper, so I’ll want the “royal treatment” when it comes to royalties. We can go over all that when I meat you in person. Yule love how punny I am.
I am obviously a teen at heart. (Maybe in my maturity level too.)
Somehow I always fall in love the CW or Fox shows.
Why?
Good question: I will tell you my top 5 reasons (besides #1 these are in no particular order :):
1. Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder - Honestly do I have to say any more? All I can say is "Yes please!" OK so who cares if they are dead, who cares if they have fangs, and who cares if they have anger management issues - I say "the more to love them with". (Oh wait, all that stuff is pretend, right?) 2. Vampire Diaries - This shows takes a good bite out of my Thursday nights and I love it! Obviously, a natural follow-up to #1. The show is awesome and follows the amazing books of LJ Smith )who BTW was wayyyyyyy before Stephanie Meyer. Like in the 90s before. This shows manages to get me to have 2 heart stops, 2 jumps, and 1 squeal - in each episode! Yes the jumping out of the trees and popping up in mirrors is probably predictable - but hey call me slow.
3. Glee - This show makes me happy! Why? because I see my life as a musical anyway - really! (check out the post I did on my life's soundtrack). Every time Lea Michele (AKA Rachel) sings - chills run down my spin and goose bumps form on my arms. The inappropriateness of the Principal, Coach Sue, and others crack me up. Yes I love inappropriate humor (as long as it is not about me!:) Mr Shu is a cutie pie, the music rocks, but most of all, Jane Lynch (Coach Sue) is hilarious.
Jane - you had me at Best in Show!!!
4. Dollhouse - All I can say is Echo is a bada$$! I love her guts and the concept is so cool. I mean - a illegal and underground group of people who have their personalities wiped clean so they can get any new personas. Plus they all have eternal amnesia - what a world! How cool is that! Wish I'd thought of it! Oh yeah, and JossWhelon (who wrote Buffy) - can't wait to see your episode on Glee!!! Maybe Coach Sue and Mr Shu can have a rocking fight scene.
5. CW and Fox Reality shows - Give me Top model, Runway, American Idol, or So You Think You Can Dance any day. I love seeing regular people make it. OK OK so maybe it's staged, but I'll take a fake "making it" over no "making it" any day. Makes me think everyone has a shot in this business if you keep pushing for it.
It gives me hope and I love the see the underdog win. Only if they are talented in some way though. Lets be real - some schmuck who stinks doesn't give me hope.
PS maybe tomorrow I will list my next 5! Yes, that's right, the teen list goes on. Maybe Ill even start a feature called Teen Tuesday where I will list another teen thing I love.
29 Comments on I heart Teen TV - let me count the ways!, last added: 10/31/2009
I love the idea that real people have a shot in this business too! So fun. Weirdly, I love Dancing with the Stars though - which is technically people already in the business. But it's people who needed a boost of some sort, so that appeals to me too. Last night's dance to Taylor Swift's love story (my obsession with her is the teen-est thing about me for sure) made me cry!
I was 190% with you until the reality show thing. I rarely watch them... but only because I know I get addicted too easily. I have WAY too many Saturday afternoon ANTM marathons under my belt from college. But seriously, Vamp Diaries, Glee, & Dollhouse? Make my week. And I had no idea Joss was directing a Glee episode. After the crazy fun Buffy musical episode? CAN'T WAIT.
Shelli it's twins day for us b/c I just did a recent post like this (I am a teen at heart)--and just mentioned those hot vamp brothers again this week-LOL!!!!!
Yep, I'm with ya. Guilty as charged. Glad I'm not the only adult thoroughly enthralled by teen drama. Don't even get me started on following them on Twitter! Oddly fascinating. Maybe it's because as a writer of YA fiction, most of my main characters are teens...yeah, I'm going with that. In the name of RESEARCH!! :)
I'm so with you on this. Love Glee and the Vampire Diaries. But I have a long history of being hooked on teen shows. Dawson's Creek, One Tree Hill, My So-Called Life--it's a problem really.
I was rolling along with you until #5. That's a brickwall for me. I would have more respect for the concept if they changed the name from REALITY TV to STAGED TV. And besides, as soon as a camera enters the room, nobody is REAL.
Oh, me too, for sure. I love Glee and American Idol. It's the love of the coming of age tale. It has always been a powerful theme for fiction. I think it is a growing phenomenon in publishing. I teach college graphic design and ALWAYS use the awesome YA bookcovers as examples which sparks lively conversations. Many of my students who are aged 18 and up love YA and read it voraciously.
I'll never grow up--not me! I love teen stuff. And So You Think You Can Dance is awesome. I love what the dancers are able to pull off each time with the choreographers.
I'm a big fan of reality shows, particularly Top Model and Project Runway. I tried Vampire Diaries, but it didn't quite hold my interest. Too bad because I loved the books when I was younger. Still do :D
I'm right there with you. I am far from my teen years, but I am a teenager at heart. I love Justin Timberlake, Degrassi, almost the whole CW lineup, and, of course, YA novels!
I hope by your picture of David Cook following your statement that "some schmuck who stinks" doesn't imply that he is that because I love David Cook. I do.
I'm totally with you on Glee and Dollhouse. I don't consider them teen TV. Well, I guess I could consider Glee teen TV, but Dollhouse is way too complex and into heavy issues to be considered teen TV.
I watched the first 3 or so episodes of Vampire Diaries, but I lost interest. It just didn't have the wit and such that I want from a show like that. The only good thing on the show for me was Ian. He was an awesome bad guy.
Oh, and if you're into these shows you should definitely be watching Supernatural. It's my favorite show on TV right now. It beats Dollhouse because it's in season 5 and has had more time to grow on me.
After today, my only day in the (weirdly quiet) office this week, I'll be off work through January 5th, so this is my last post of the year. I considered giving a recent news roundup, but that's not very, um, festive. I toyed around with a "12 Days of Christmas" parody, but I'm too sleepy to get any further than "11 good rejections."
So I will simply end another year of blogging by thanking everyone who visits this space. Whether you follow, stop in daily, or zip by once in a while, I really appreciate it and I hope, at least occasionally, you find something useful or interesting. This has been my best year of blogging, with more readers, more followers and more posts than ever.
Thanks also to all who participated in my blog this year--all the Debuts Authors of the Month, Bloggers of the Week, and editors and agents who answered questions for me.
And, finally, thanks to everyone who uses CWIM. It's a joy to produce my book year after year and I intend to keep doing it as long as long as it's fun. (I'm now working on my 17th edition, so it's going pretty well so far.)
I LOVE the book, and intend to save my Christmas Gift Cards to purchase the new one (this summer?). I love that we get to hear about the publishing world, and about new authors/bloggers from your site.
Thanks for sharing with all of us- have a safe and happy holiday yourself!!!
I have to agree with what Boni just wrote. I'm a loyal follower of your blog and appreciate the news and info you share. Happy holidays to you and yours!
Very nice picture of the Thomas Nast Santa drawn in the 1860s, the first popular drawing where Santa was round, red-cheeked, fur-dressed, and jolly. Before that Santa was imagined to be more thin and dour.
Thanks for the blog, I look forward to using it more in the new year, only just discovered it recently.
Every day I get several Google alerts. Of course I have one set up for my name. (Who doesn't?) I also get one for CWIM, which mostly includes references to my book. But not always--and I've been keeping track of them. (And I might have also done some googling for non-my-book CWIMs when I was bored.) I will now share my list (with descriptions mostly using made up words):
Covenant Warriors International Ministries (religiousy)
Command Work Information Management (techie)
Cetera Work Information Manager (also techie)
Christian Women in Management (religousy + businessy)
Colorado Women in Music (musicy)
Chris Woollam Icon Magazine (newsy)
Color Wheel Index Mark (printery)
Corwyn's World Instant Messaging (chatty)
Convergent Work Integration Manager (businessy)
China Water Institution Management (environmenty)
Climbing Works International Masters (outdoorsy)
Cat Who Isn't Mine (cat sittery)
There is also a Canadian weather station referred to as CWIM but I can't find what it actually stands for. Canadian Weather Somethin Somethin I imagine. (I'll describe that one as predicty.)
Alice Pope, editor of CWIM, is looking for debut authors of children's books to feature in the 2010 CWIM. Click here for the details on her blog. Get those emails rolling, people--the deadline is August 8th!
5 Comments on Calling All Children's Debut Authors, last added: 7/28/2008
I was once the classic, clueless newbie writer. I thought it would be easy to write stories for kids. I bought a Children’s Writer's and Illustrator’s Market and I sent picture book manuscripts out by the handful. I thought I’d be published in a matter of weeks.
And then the rejections started coming.
I regrouped. I read every book on craft I could find. Every book on marketing. I attended conferences.
And it was all valuable information, but it was also a distraction. I did everything I could to progress in the business except one thing: I didn’t write much.
Don’t ask me why. It’s kinda stupid. And the thing is, I like to write. So why did I resist?
I think maybe I thought I was better than I really was. I didn’t realize how much you learn about writing by -- writing.
I still have to force myself to write most days. But I’ve finally figured out the secret.
They're the original Blue Man Group ...
It's the 50th birthday of the Smurfs!
When I was a kid, I drew lots and lots of Smurfs. I drew a Smurf on my fellow classmates' pocket folders ... either a Smurf or Garfield. I think I can still draw them from memory today.
Most kids remember having G.I. Joe's, Barbies, Star Wars figures, I remember having lots and lots of Smurf paraphernalia.
My
0 Comments on Happy 50th Birthday! as of 1/14/2008 1:22:00 PM
Adventures in Burrwood Forest by John Lechner Candlewick 2007
We are not amused.
This comic masquerading as a graphic novel for the emerging reader set has nothing going for it. There's no real character development attempted, no plot to speak of, and in the end has too many similarities with Smurfs for my comfort. Seriously, a land of burrs living in the forest with one token girl burr and an old papa burr. True, there is no Gargamel character, but that wouldn't have made this better.
The oddest thing is that Lechner clearly has skills as an artist, because his backgrounds are wonderful, but the main characters are little more than jagged circles, a tiny doodle any kid could have created. The comic originated online apparently and Lechner's personal connection with illustrator Peter Reynolds may hold the key as to how this landed in Candlewick's lap.
I totally love Vampire Diaries as well. I started watching Doll House, but lost interest. I might have to check it out again . . .
Hi Shelli,
Really? "Glee" can't be Number One?
Even with Coach Sue, and everything???
I love the idea that real people have a shot in this business too! So fun. Weirdly, I love Dancing with the Stars though - which is technically people already in the business. But it's people who needed a boost of some sort, so that appeals to me too. Last night's dance to Taylor Swift's love story (my obsession with her is the teen-est thing about me for sure) made me cry!
I was 190% with you until the reality show thing. I rarely watch them... but only because I know I get addicted too easily. I have WAY too many Saturday afternoon ANTM marathons under my belt from college. But seriously, Vamp Diaries, Glee, & Dollhouse? Make my week. And I had no idea Joss was directing a Glee episode. After the crazy fun Buffy musical episode? CAN'T WAIT.
I'm a big fan of Dollhouse, Joss Whedon and Eliza Dushku. I guess I need to check out Glee. I've heard a lot of good things.
I missed the start of Vampire Diaries and hate starting in the middle. I'll have to catch up when it releases on DVD.
Great post!
I <3 Glee and The Vampire Diaries!! Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder are hot!
I love teen T.V. too. It's a good thing because my kids are teens, and I'm pretty much stuck watching what they want to watch. I love it all!
anissa - you can watch the episodes on the CW web site!!! :)
Jenny - these are definately not in any specific order - Jane is my fav!
serenity - I know, right? I cried too.
Lynn, donna and ami - yeah!!
Shelli it's twins day for us b/c I just did a recent post like this (I am a teen at heart)--and just mentioned those hot vamp brothers again this week-LOL!!!!!
While I don't watch any of those shows, I am a sucker for a teen movie!! Zac Efron...YUM!!!
Yep, I'm with ya. Guilty as charged. Glad I'm not the only adult thoroughly enthralled by teen drama. Don't even get me started on following them on Twitter! Oddly fascinating. Maybe it's because as a writer of YA fiction, most of my main characters are teens...yeah, I'm going with that. In the name of RESEARCH!! :)
I'm so with you on this. Love Glee and the Vampire Diaries. But I have a long history of being hooked on teen shows. Dawson's Creek, One Tree Hill, My So-Called Life--it's a problem really.
I was rolling along with you until #5. That's a brickwall for me. I would have more respect for the concept if they changed the name from REALITY TV to STAGED TV. And besides, as soon as a camera enters the room, nobody is REAL.
The only one of those I know is GLEE. I guess I'm not as teen as I thought. Le sigh.
Oh, me too, for sure. I love Glee and American Idol. It's the love of the coming of age tale. It has always been a powerful theme for fiction. I think it is a growing phenomenon in publishing. I teach college graphic design and ALWAYS use the awesome YA bookcovers as examples which sparks lively conversations. Many of my students who are aged 18 and up love YA and read it voraciously.
I'll never grow up--not me! I love teen stuff. And So You Think You Can Dance is awesome. I love what the dancers are able to pull off each time with the choreographers.
I'm a big fan of reality shows, particularly Top Model and Project Runway. I tried Vampire Diaries, but it didn't quite hold my interest. Too bad because I loved the books when I was younger. Still do :D
I'm into Smallville! Don't think they're teens anymore, but they sure act like it. We're all teens at heart!
Okay, we could share a t.v. Seriously. (So long as you don't mind a dose of House and Grey's Anatomy as well). Love all of this!
I'm right there with you. I am far from my teen years, but I am a teenager at heart. I love Justin Timberlake, Degrassi, almost the whole CW lineup, and, of course, YA novels!
I hope by your picture of David Cook following your statement that "some schmuck who stinks" doesn't imply that he is that because I love David Cook. I do.
Love Glee, veronika mars and american idol. Especially love glee.
love thsoe shows! I met David cook! really sweet!
Love the Vampyre Diaries!
My kids must be watching something else when these are on - I rarely see any of them. But I do get totally hooked on American Idol!
Teen Tuesday is a great idea!!! And I love Supernatural!!! I got totally hooked this year.
The one show that didn't stick for me--90210. Maybe the original is just too close to my heart.
I'm totally with you on Glee and Dollhouse. I don't consider them teen TV. Well, I guess I could consider Glee teen TV, but Dollhouse is way too complex and into heavy issues to be considered teen TV.
I watched the first 3 or so episodes of Vampire Diaries, but I lost interest. It just didn't have the wit and such that I want from a show like that. The only good thing on the show for me was Ian. He was an awesome bad guy.
Oh, and if you're into these shows you should definitely be watching Supernatural. It's my favorite show on TV right now. It beats Dollhouse because it's in season 5 and has had more time to grow on me.
I'm into Vampire Diaries too...but I need to catch up! I'm a few episodes behind!
You are like my TV BFF!!!