"Did you see that baby? He's larger than any I've ever seen before!" an old woman whispered loudly to her friend.
"No, I was watching the cute gardener," her friend replied then cat called at him.
"What do you think they're feeding him?" she asked.
"You know how meat and milk have all those growth hormones," her friend said.
"Well, they may want to stop," she said. "He is looking monstrous."
"You may want to watch how loudly you're talking," the mom said as she turned around to face the old women. "As it turns out, his favorite meal is busybodies."
The baby sprung from the stroller and bit the woman's neck, killing her instantly then started eating her still warm carcass. The other woman fainted.
"Looks like we both get a snack," the mom said as she lifted the woman's hand then bit into the wrist. She sucked on the open wound, draining the blood from her body.
When they finished, she wiped their faces with a handiwipe.
"I love having lunch at the park," she said then they both laughed as they made their way home.
"No, I was watching the cute gardener," her friend replied then cat called at him.
"What do you think they're feeding him?" she asked.
"You know how meat and milk have all those growth hormones," her friend said.
"Well, they may want to stop," she said. "He is looking monstrous."
"You may want to watch how loudly you're talking," the mom said as she turned around to face the old women. "As it turns out, his favorite meal is busybodies."
The baby sprung from the stroller and bit the woman's neck, killing her instantly then started eating her still warm carcass. The other woman fainted.
"Looks like we both get a snack," the mom said as she lifted the woman's hand then bit into the wrist. She sucked on the open wound, draining the blood from her body.
When they finished, she wiped their faces with a handiwipe.
"I love having lunch at the park," she said then they both laughed as they made their way home.
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