Pick a random word and do Google image search on it. Check out the eleventh picture it brings up. Write about whatever that image brings to mind.
First of all, you’re probably wondering how I came up with the word “Eskimo”. Well. Kevin and I do not sleep together. He uses a sleep apnea machine and sounds like Darth Vader, I’m a fish – I flop constantly because I can never find a comfortable spot.
If we don’t sleep together, then we actually get some sleep.
We switch off between the bed in our bedroom and the futon with an air mattress in the man cave (i.e. the screen-in back porch that Kevin enclosed and made into his office). This week, it’s Kevin’s turn on the futon. So. He’s in there stripping off blankets (because I’m hot throughout the day, but for some reason, when I go to sleep, my body temperature drops and I FREEZE – hence the multiple blankets). And he laughed and said, “What are you, Eskimo?” at about the same time I was looking at this prompt …
The picture of the woman above – the first thing I think of when I look at her is, “ugh – no teeth.” The second thing I think of is “look at those wrinkles. I bet she’s really about 30.”
I’m not trying to be snarky. When I look at her face the one word that comes to mind is “rough.”
She looks like she’s had a rough life. I bet she’s had to work tooth and nail (no pun intended) for every little thing she’s ever acquired or owned in her lifetime. I imagine her to have grown children with three or four grandchildren. I can see her getting up at 4:00 in the morning to begin her day. I bet she spends the majority of her days preparing to survive her day and upcoming night. I bet she makes all of her own breads and comes up with creative ways to cook meals given her harsh environment. I’m sure she can skin a fish faster than I can skin a banana.
And I bet she’s happy. She’s content with her life because she was conditioned to live this harsh life. She has purpose. She’s never idle. There is a reason for everything she does. Sitting down is a luxury.
But laughter comes easily for her. She is respected and she is likely more healthy than 60% of lazy Americans. She has a lot to say and a lot to contribute, but she respects her husband and allows him to make the majority of decisions.
And she doesn’t resent him for it.
I compare my life to my preconceived notions of this woman’s life and I come up short. Way short. I’m lazy and spoiled compared to this woman. I take my life luxuries for granted and though I work hard, my efforts are minuscule in comparison. I can not IMAGINE living my life in such a harsh and unforgiving environment – I like my electricity and fast food restaurants. I like my conveniences and instant entertainment.
Though I can’t imagine my life like this woman’s, I’m quite certain I COULD live my life like her, if I was forced to. I wouldn’t like it, it would be incredibly hard and a huge adjustment, but I could, and would, do it if it meant making a life for myself, or my family.
Life is about surviving, not simply existing.
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Procrastination. We’ve all done it: we’ve come across a challenge and thought “fantastic. I can do that. You know what? I WILL do it. Tomorrow.” Or “Ah… I hate studying. I’m going to start tomorrow though.”
Procrastination is one of the most human characteristics on mother earth and can be directly attributed to the part of the brain called the Procrastinal lobe**. This lobe is only found in humans and indeed in some cases has grown vastly out of proportion. Swelling of this lobe, Procastinitis, leads to a condition that we again derive from Latin: lazinus muchus. This of course translates to modern day English as “bloody laziness”.
However, procrastination is not as easy as you might think. It takes perseverance, sustained effort and a certain diligence to execute it properly.
Firstly, procrastination creates a vacuum in a daily timetable. As any physicist or engineer knows, a vacuum is an area of zero pressure, which sucks things towards it. In order to maintain this time vacuum, you need to be exceptional at building a spacesuit of laziness. In order to do so, you need to be able to perform a talent perfected only by a select few literary genii- talking out of your rear end. For example: “I am going to start studying tomorrow. However, today I am going to start planning to study tomorrow, which is in itself studying.”
As you can see, it takes a truly formidable lattice of bulls**t in order to keep your time vacuum from sucking tasks towards the present moment. If you’ve done nothing by midnight, you know that you’ll have been successful.
The most important thing about being a procrastinator is not to convince others that ‘today’ will be worthwhile: it is to convince yourself. Your average procrastinator will have constructed a veritable matrix of lies and mistruths, culminating in the denial of the unfruitfulness of his or her daily inactivity. This is essential to maintain morale, optimism and any semblance of self-worth.
Finally, for any of you who have studied time-travel, you’ll know all about paradoxes. The procrastinator is no stranger to the paradox, too. He lives every day risking ending the universe by saying “Procrastination? Nah… I’ll leave that till tomorrow”…
And on that grim joke, I’ll finish writing. But I hope you’ll read this and leave a comment. Today.
** - not actually true.
Not much to report today. The wife is down and out with back problems again. Things have slowed down a tiny bit as far as work goes, which has allowed me time to get some of my personal projects started...that, and lay around lazily. Nothing really changes around here.
I'm starting work on something new (that I can't really go into detail about just yet) and I decided to post one of my really early, really rough character sketches above.
Steve~
