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30751. To Outline or Not

A third choice is to write the outline and then throw it away as soon as you start writing. 

http://www.adventuresinyapublishing.com/2014/04/craft-of-writing-why-outlines-work-for.html

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30752. Catching Time to Write or Making Time?

Sounds like the difference between those of us who jump right in and write and those who plan and pre-plot first -- pantser or plotter?

The moment words appear on the page, differences cease to exist -- all writers transcend time and space. Whether you're writing to escape your real life, to feel a sense of control over some aspect of your life, resolve bad feelings, define your beliefs, find meaning in some bad or sad or negative experience, share your passion, follow your heart writing becomes a Zen-like practice of calm and centering, balance and order, belief and trust, openness and heart.

In our fast-paced, crowded lives, one writer snatches waiting moments to connect to her writing while another methodically removes all interferences each for the express purpose of letting minds wander and daydream and of repetitiously writing one word after another.

Whatever best serves you, writing scenes at the same time in the same place every day or here and there and everywhere you can manage, keep going. Finish the draft you're writing all the way to the end. Then comes the fun part -- standing back from all those words and revising them into a satisfying and coherent story. That comes later. For now...

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30753. Plumb Crazy May: Writing Real Stuff

Hi, folks! Welcome to the blog! This month I am offering a series that shares some of the inside story of my book PLUMB CRAZY (Swoon Romance, June 2014). Consider following the link and giving it "a like" on Goodreads. Oh, it such a good feeling to launch a story into the world.

This week I'm going to focus on writing real stuff. Plumb Crazy is about everyday life -- real stuff. It uncovers my inward celebration "of joy comes in the morning" and my inward cry "O ME! O life!". Here's a little discussion that I hope you find helpful.


Have you ever seen a painting by Rembrandt. He has a way of making the soul of a person appear on the canvas. He uncovers a hidden part of life that is not easily reproduced. It's like he looked into the face of man, found a treasure, and revealed it for all to see. Now let's pop to the other side of the planet. I'm a southern storyteller with deep roots in Mississippi as well as Texas. This need to uncover "who we are and what we want" is part of me, like my near-sighted vision and my springy flexibility. There are secrets in this field of everyday life, treasures even. Who doesn't want to unearth buried treasure in their backyard?

I write the "real" for the comfort, too. Writing "real" is like rolling up in a favorite blanket on a rainy day with a good book and a cup of hot tea. I feel close to my people when I tell a story about everyday life. I hear my mama on the back patio, retelling Don Quixote, I hear Uncle George at the kitchen table, rolling out World War II, I hear Mema and Granddad's wild days as teens in Mississippi. It pains me that their voices are no longer here in in the Earth. I must respond, so here I am adding my verse to existence and identity. I'm glad I have this chance.

I hope that you spend this week adding your verse. Come back next week as I share more of the inside story of PLUMB CRAZY.

Here is a doodle: "Noah's ark.






Here is a verse that I keep tucked in my pocket. I hope that you keep it tucked in yours.

O ME! O life!... of the questions of these recurring;
Of the endless trains of the faithless—of cities fill’d with the foolish;
Of myself forever reproaching myself, (for who more foolish than I, and who more faithless?)
Of eyes that vainly crave the light—of the objects mean—of the struggle ever renew’d;
Of the poor results of all—of the plodding and sordid crowds I see around me; 
Of the empty and useless years of the rest—with the rest me intertwined;
The question, O me! so sad, recurring—What good amid these, O me, O life?

Answer.

That you are here—that life exists, and identity; 
That the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse.

Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass #166

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30754. My Mum, Grace


27thMarch 2014

 
Hi Folks,

Many of you are probably wondering why things have been so quiet of late on the websites, forums, social networks and here on the Blog. A few of you already know the reasons and to you I offer my heartfelt thanks for keeping this to yourselves, as requested.

The date above will stay forever etched on my heart, as it was the day my wonderful Mum, Grace, passed away. I still cannot believe the words even now as I write them down for all to see. Sadly Mum succumbed to Pneumonia, whilst trying to recover from her two major operations and at 80 years old this proved too much, even for her.

I am so proud of how she was in hospital, which being in for so long must have been both frightening and heartbreaking too, as she was never away from Dad, except for the short periods of time when they had visited hospital for operations in the past.

I am also so proud of my Dad, who despite being heartbroken has conducted himself like the true gentleman he is. My family too have also done my Mum proud, as they say, in the way they have also been throughout this sad time.

I think a lot of my determination and drive is due to that, which belonged to my Mum. She was a strong, proud and elegant lady, but most of all she was a loving Mother.

Thanks to those of you that knew about this and have made or sent long and incredibly supportive phone calls, emails, text messages and direct messages via social networks. These and all the support of Dad and family and friends have helped me to try to come to terms with all the recent events.

I still turn and reach for the phone on occasion to give Mum a quick call and when I realise I can’t I say a few words in my studio. I see Dad almost every day still and I guess at best we can say we are all coping.

Mum wouldn’t want me to dwell on the sadness though and I can hear her saying, “Come on, love you need to get your work done.”

If it hadn’t been for her I may never have completed my education or followed my Dreams, because like my Dad she always believed in me and even whilst in hospital she was aware I wasn’t producing much, if any work, because I was visiting daily.

I made Mum a promise the morning of her passing, as we left the hospital side ward where she lay. I promised I would get the second book out now as soon as possible. It’s been so hard of late – unfortunately I still haven’t managed to sit at the drawing board, except to literally sit there, listening to my music, along with my little dog, Bentley.

With positive thoughts and vibes now re-entering my life I plan on settling down to the task in hand and honouring my promise to my Mum.

Thanks to everyone for your patience, especially the guys at Area 51, the organisers of the SciFi Weekender. I will definitely take up your offer of a guest spot next year again, especially in light of the wonderfully human response you gave to me at first when I didn’t want to tempt fate and gave back word on the morning of 27th. Followed by the messages of condolence after you received the sad news later in the day.

It’s certainly at times like these that you see the true human spirit in action.

And so, like so many times in the past when I have written about the passing of creative people I have admired, I would like to end this little Blog by saying:

Farewell, Mum, I love you more than even you knew. I miss you, but feel your presence around me even now. You have always been one of my biggest heroes and my champion. The photos at the fantasy art exhibition in 2001 and my book launch in 2011 told me as much, if I hadn’t already known.

Godspeed and I’ll continue to look after my Dad, and Brother, Chris, as well as all the rest of the family.

XXX    

Until next time, have fun!

Tim Perkins…
May 10th 2014

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30755. In Memory: Kate Duke

Compiled by Cynthia Leitich Smith
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Obituary: Kate Duke by Shannon Maughan from Publishers Weekly. Peek: "Children’s author and illustrator Kate Duke, known for her playful concept books starring an affable cast of guinea pigs, died unexpectedly at her home in New Haven, Ct., on Sunday, April 20."

Writer and Artist Kate Duke Dies at 57 by Mahnaz Dar from School Library Journal. Peek: "Charmingly illustrated, Duke’s works were also informational, conveying concepts such as letters and counting or the idea of storytelling."

Learn more about Kate Duke.

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30756. Protecting intellectual property

Question: I have done quite a bit of research about sending a finished novel to publishers, agents, etc - but I am concerned about protecting my intellectual

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30757. Heavenly Rest Stop

It's a misty day outside the Heavenly Rest Stop cafe on Fifth Avenue in New York. After eating lunch at an outside table I paint this watercolor of the street scene. It's about 5 x 8 inches. 

I start by establishing the basic lines in a reddish brown water-soluble colored pencil. I cover most of the surface with large washes of low-chroma warm and cool colors (raw sienna and Paynes gray) with a #10 watercolor sable round.

Because of the misty weather, the washes take a long time to dry. The umbrella is bright red, but I keep it very low in chroma.

The area of this detail is about 1.5 x 2 inches. What I love about transparent watercolor is that you get all the soft blending transitions for free.

Art Supplies
Moleskine watercolor notebook
Caran D'Ache watercolor pencils
Schmincke Watercolor Pocket Set
Size 10 Kolinsky watercolor round brush
More about the Zorn show tomorrow.

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30758. what it is to soar—mother, son, Julie Diana Hench

This Mother's Day weekend I'm honoring my mother and son, pictured here, years and another neighborhood ago. My mother, who, with her elegant mind and many talents, cared about family first, about lasting love. My son, who made me a mother, who taught me all the important stuff, who, even as he takes Manhattan by storm, takes the time to tell me his best stories. To text. To write. To call. To love.

He's as beautiful as he always was.

On Sunday, I will sit in the parquet, DD, seat 6, of the Academy of Music, beside my husband, and watch my dear friend Julie Diana Hench dance her final song as the principal ballerina of Pennsylvania Ballet. Julie came into my life at a sideways glance early last fall, a moment she wrote of here. She let me into her world, which I wrote of here. And tomorrow she will do what she does so exquisitely well—take the music in through her soul, yield her soul to us.

Julie—wife, mother, daughter, dancer, writer, soul—has so many new chapters ahead of her.

She leaves us all with a truer idea of what it is to soar.

A lesson any of us would be blessed to learn again, on Mother's Day Weekend.

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30759. Social media for authors: Facebook

I’ve been working with Elissa Cruz, our local SCBWI chapter Assistant Regional Advisor, looking ahead to a potluck social this summer. (It is Friday, July 18 at Liberty Park in Salt Lake City, by the way.) As it is a “social,” we were thinking social media and how it impacts writers would be the theme for the evening.

Publishers are more interested in taking on authors who have a strong social media platform with which to help promote their books. It stands to reason that establishing an online presence is something writers would want to do. But how does one go about that?

In the next few weeks, this very question will be examined. Being woefully deficient in this phenomenon, others better qualified to lead such a discussion will be referenced. Of course, your comments and suggestions on the matter are appreciated.

Various internet articles discuss the specific social media sites best to use and the general consensus seems to be Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Goodreads, Google+, and Linkedin. Facebook is the granddaddy of them all and it would be prudent to ride along its coattails. I was surprised Goodreads came up on several sites as I subscribe to it just for the reading suggestions it makes. One site declare Goodreads and Facebook as mandatory in the writer’s social media inventory. 

Let’s start with Facebook. I’ve had an account for a while but rarely went there. Then people kept telling me my brother is a funny guy on FB. I started checking out his page and yes, he is. Who new? Now I’m lurking there more frequently, occasionally “liking” something or leaving a comment. 

So, what am I supposed to do now, start spouting writerly things on Facebook? Probably only my family would notice and they wouldn’t care. 

Nathan Bransford is a youngster whose blog I follow and has posted twice on the subject. He says it is possible to have multiple pages on FB so you can keep your personal connections separate from your author pages. One of his posts, Facebook for Authors - How to get Started was written in  2011, but is relevant today. Bransford suggests authors create two pages, one an author fan page now and a book page once you have a cover for it. Admittedly, the fan page is presumptuous if one isn’t a celebrity. But, he says, you should create a fan page now even if you aren’t yet a publish author.

Want to set up a fan page now? You can follow his link and he gives directions on how to do that. I just created one and it was fairly simple. Scott Rhoades created on for this Utah Children’s Writes blog. You can access it here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1441614632721608/

I still have few things I’m not sure about. Bransford says  if you want to “promote your book stuff,” you should turn on subscriptions, thus allowing people to subscribe to your public posts. Do I want to do that? Not sure. I went there to edit settings and got stymied by the instructions. Nathan Bransford’s post also has more information on optimizing your page with Like Buttons, something I need to look into.

Nonetheless, I now have an online writing presence. My page is here: https://www.facebook.com/brucethewriter. If more of us create fan pages then share, we could “like” and help build each others’ platforms. 

Happy social media platform building.

And: WIFYR is still accepting participants.


(This article also posted at http://writetimeluck.blogspot.com)

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30760. Janet Fox's SIRENS - Guest Post and Giveaway!


Today I welcome another agency mate (Erin Murphy Literary Agency), Janet Fox. Take it away Janet!

The Story Behind the Story of SIRENS
     My third young adult novel, SIRENS, was written at the request of the editor of my previous two novels. Could I write something set in the 1920s? I don't always say yes to someone else's idea, but I've loved the twenties forever so it was an easy, "You bet!"
      As with everything I write, the characters come first. I start hearing the voices of my main characters in my head, and they prompt me to think about their story. Often I write many pages of draft material before I step back and create a structure for the plot. My ugly first drafts are superficial templates, but at some point after getting that first draft on paper I need to dig for deeper meaning, for something that will elevate the story to extraordinary.
      This novel's deeper meaning did not emerge easily. I loved the characters and I was having fun with the plot but it skimmed the surface like a water bug. There was no depth to the story, no layers, no nuance.
      The 1920s research I did wasn't much help. Gangsters, gun molls, Prohibition, speakeasies - all the usual suspects wearing all the usual tropes. I was looking for something else, an aspect of the 1920s that would tie into my plot wherein my 17-year-old protagonist Jo believed that her brother, missing since shortly after coming home from World War 1, was alive when the evidence suggested he was dead.
      It was midwinter, and we were living in our Montana cabin in the mountains at the time, and our evening entertainment was listening to the radio. I was fixing dinner when a newly published book was featured: a biography of the magician Howard Thurston, popular in the 1920s and a rival and friend of Harry Houdini. Magic. Spiritualism, A belief in the afterlife (or not - Harry was a skeptic). Girls who magically vanished from coffin-like boxes. Girls who were made to float mysteriously above the magician's head. Posters of tiny dancing devils and flickery ghosts.
      Ghosts. Spiritualism. I knew I had found my hook to deeper meaning. Jo believed her brother was alive, and so she saw him repeatedly; was he a ghost? Jo's friend and foil, gangster's moll Lou, lived with the threat of death hovering like a specter. The gangster, my antagonist, was possibly responsible for the deadly Wall Street bombing of 1920. The Great War and the influenza epidemic of the nineteen-teens cast long and deadly shadows over the twenties.
      There are no stakes in a story greater than death. In fact, James Scott Bell (Conflict and Suspense, among others) maintains, and I believe he's right, that the stakes in all stories should be death: physical death, psychological death, and/or professional death. Even a category romance contains the psychological death of the romantic dream; a literary novel might contain the death of the main character's professional goals; mysteries and thrillers contain threats of physical death. With death stakes in SIRENS that were both physical (the mystery surrounding Jo's brother; Lou's threatening relationship) and psychological (the romance between Jo and jazz musician Charlie) I could incorporate the preoccupation with Spiritualism that pervaded the 1920s and express my theme of survival of the spirit through love.
Janet's studio - notice her treadmill desk.

      Each time I approach a new story I search for something extraordinary. Sometimes the extraordinary arrives in the form of a place, as in the Yellowstone of FAITHFUL; sometimes it arrives in the form of a social conflict, as in the Chinese slaves in FORGIVEN. In the case of SIRENS it was Spiritualism, and I discovered it by listening to the radio on a snowy January night. My advice? Be open to the possibilities. Listen for the whispers of ideas that may float through voices in the air. The extraordinary is everywhere.

     Janet Fox writes award-winning fiction and non-fiction for children of all ages. Her 2010 young adult debut novel, FAITHFUL, was an Amelia Bloomer List pick, and was followed in 2011 by a companion novel, FORGIVEN, a Junior Library Guild selection and WILLA Literary Award Finalist. Her newest YA novel, SIRENS launched in November 2012; the Kirkus reviewer said in part, "SIRENS is a celebration of girl power, sisterhood, and hope for the future." Janet is a 2010 graduate of the MFA/Writing for Children and Young Adults program at Vermont College of Fine Arts and a former high school English teacher. Janet and her family live in Bozeman, Montana, where they enjoy the mountain vistas.

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30762. Talents and Skills Thesaurus Entry: Basic First Aid

As writers, we want to make our characters as unique and interesting as possible. One way to do this is to give your character a special skill or talent that sets him apart from other people. This might be something small, like having a green thumb or being good with animals, to a larger and more competitive talent like stock car racing or being an award-winning film producer. 

When choosing a talent or skill, think about the personality of your character, his range of experiences and who his role models might have been. Some talents might be genetically imparted while others are created through exposure (such as a character talented at fixing watches from growing up in his father’s watch shop) or grow out of interest (archery, wakeboarding, or magic). Don’t be afraid to be creative and make sure the skill or talent is something that works with the scope of the story. 

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Description: Having basic knowledge of physiology and the human body that enables one to administer first aid to the injured or sick in time of need.

Beneficial Strengths or Abilities: being good under pressure, having good recall

Character Traits Suited for this Skill or Talent: calm, confident, decisive, alert, perceptive, responsible, resourceful

Required Resources and Training: Some initial knowledge is required for a person to be adept at physically treating others. Basic knowledge of human physiology, medicines or herbs, life-preserving techniques, and injury treatment is necessary for someone to be able to aid others in the event of an emergency. In the modern day, formal training in the form of classes and course work supply this knowledge. In the past, much of the same information was imparted through apprenticeships and life experiences.

Associated Stereotypes and Perceptions: EMTs, paramedics, doctors, midwives, and nurses are most commonly recognized as being proficient in first aid. But other non-professionals are also associated with this skill: boy scouts, survivalists, lifeguards, forest rangers, etc.

Scenarios Where this Skill Might be Useful:

  • a car accident
  • in the aftermath of a natural or man-made catastrophe
  • a post-apocalyptic scenario
  • a riot
  • a life-or-death situation (an infant drowning, a heart attack or stroke)
  • living in an isolated environment

Resources for Further Information:

Common First Aid Topics and Treatments

Top 10 First Aid and Emergency Care Procedures

Basic Disaster Supply Kit

 

You can brainstorm other possible Skills and Talents your characters might have by checking out our FULL LIST of this Thesaurus Collection. And for more descriptive help for Setting, Symbolism, Character Traits, Physical Attributes, Emotions, Weather and more, check out our Thesaurus Collections page.

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30764. I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs (review)

This is an enjoyable collection of funny poems--though they're not all funny--and the dogs tell us what we need to know about how they feel--including how much they miss us--and what they really think about our urge to dress them up like humans... I laughed and laughed! Except when I read a poem like Just a Head's Up... This is highly recommended, and I'm going to reread it soon. And, yes, it's great gift for people who love dogs, but don't understand them. Possibly you know someone like that...

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30765. Illustrator Saturday – Denise Clemmensen

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Denise Clemmensen240Denise Clemmensen has been an artist from the moment she tore open her first box of crayons. In fact she became a drawing maniac. She drew on everything. Her parents finally bought her a little table where her coloring passion could be unleashed a little less destructively. Being a very shy child during her school years, she kept her passion for art quite. Though, one time in fifth grade, while helping out on the class history mural, her fifth-grade teacher noticed she could draw. For the rest of the week her teacher asked her to work on the mural while the rest of the class studied math.

Artistically, Denise has worn many hats; she has done both fine and graphic art, and has even made handmade rag dolls. But, throughout her artistic journey, her love of children’s books has never wavered.

In 2011, Denise illustrated the award-wining picture book, “Just Because.” This is her first picture book and in 2013 it won the prestigious Gelett Burgess Children’s Book Award. And, in 2012 it won the Young Voices Award, The Mom’s Choice Gold Award, and was named a Book of the Year by Creative Child Magazine.

She has illustrated artwork for various traditional and Internet-based educational publishers, and produces illustrations and character designs for many private clients.

Denise lives in the San Fernando Valley, a suburb of Los Angeles, with her husband, and for the time being, her grown kids, grandkids, two dogs, two cats, and three fish!

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Here is Denise explaining her process:

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Sketch of the kids. Sometimes when I start a project I do character sketches. That way I can get to know and shape the different characters and their personalities. Here are three children from “Just Because” and their favorite toys.

 

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Sketches of Mom and Dad. This is the rest of the family getting ready for breakfast. The family even has a fluffy dog.

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Sketch of page 9-Dad holding the kids in a chair. Here is the finished sketch of the kids sitting on their dad’s lap that was used in the book “Just Because.” The white square is where the text will go. I always put in the text, so I can make sure that the words and the picture fit together well.

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Light box. Once the sketch is finalized I transfer it on to watercolor paper by using a light box. My favorite watercolor paper is Canson 140lb cold press.

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The start of painting. I use either acrylic matt or gouache paints.

 

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The second picture of the painting. I paint in layers so I can build up the colors and add depth.

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The final painting.  After I finish painting I go in with colored pencils to help bring out the details.

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All the paintings together. When I do a project that has more then one illustration I like to work on all the paintings at the same time. I rotate my time on each one so I can keep a constant color palette.

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How long have you been interested in art?

All my life, I even remember as a small child having a drawing table in my bedroom. denisefoxes

Did you study art in college?

Yes, I was a Fine Art major all through college.

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Did you study to be a librarian?

No, being a librarian is something I just kind of fell in to. I was a stay-at-home mom for many years and when the time came that I needed to go back into the work force, a friend of mine, who was a library aide with the Los Angeles School District, suggested I might like it.

Before I was a mom I had been a graphic artist, but with the coming of the computer age, I no longer possessed the skills needed to compete in that market. So I have been a library aide for 14 years now and I really enjoy the job and the kids. Plus I am surrounded by children’s literature, how great is that?

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What was the first painting or illustration that you did for money?

In my early twenties I tried selling my artwork at local craft shows. I did a bunch of pen and ink fantasy drawings. I think the first one I sold was of a baby unicorn.

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 What type of job did you do right after you graduated?

I never quite graduated from college. You know that old story. I was only taking a semester off, I meant to go back and finish, I only had a year left, but life got in the way. My first art job was as a graphic artist. When I took graphic art in college I really didn’t care for it, my heart was really in the fine arts. That quickly changed, I learned so much more on the job and it turned out that I really enjoyed being a graphic artist. By the way, I learned everything old school: T-squares, triangles, French curves, mechanical pens, rubdown type, and so on. It was right before the onset of computers.

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What do you think influenced your artistic style?

I have always loved animated movies. I hate to admit it, but I think Disney had a lot of influence on me, and so did getting married and having a family. Before I met my husband, my artwork was always a little sad and dark.

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deniseold lady and the scooter 1 When did you do your the first illustration for children?

While I was a stay-at-home mom, I still did some freelance illustration jobs here and there. I was hired to do some black and white line drawings for a science book for children.

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How did that come about?

A friend of a friend knew the gentleman who was writing the book and knew that he was looking for someone to do some of the artwork. They introduced us.

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When did you decide you wanted to illustrate a children’s book?

I think this is something I have always wanted to do, but in my early twenties I took an extension class, How to illustrate Children’s Books, through Cal State Northridge, and that cemented it.

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 How long did it take you to get your first picture book contract?

It took a long time to get the first book contract and then there was a fourteen year gap between “Aides: first facts for kids” and “Just Because.”

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What was your first book that you illustrated?

My first book was an educational book “Aides: first Facts for kids” written by Linda Schwartz. All of the illustrations where done in pen and ink.

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Was it a self-published book

No, the book was published by The Learning Works, Inc., a small publisher in Santa Barbara, Ca.

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Are you open to illustrating a self-published book?

Yes, the second book I illustrated “Just Because” written by Amber Housey was self-published.

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How did you get the contract to illustrate JUST BECAUSE?

The author found my illustrations through a website that I belong to. She then contacted the self-publishing house she was using and they in turn contacted me.

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Have you worked with educational publishers?

Yes, I just recently did four illustrations that will be included in an educational textbook and a few years ago I did two eight-page booklets written for English learners.

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How many children’s books have you illustrated?

To date, I have done four books, but only one is a traditional 32-page picture book.

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Do you have any desire to write and illustrate your own book?

Yes, I have a few stories that I have been working on.

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Have you done any illustrating for children’s magazines?

No, not yet, but I am hopeful.

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Do you have an agent to represent you? If so how did you connect? If not, would you like one?

No not at this time. I did submit my portfolio to an agency once. They were very polite and helpful but were not interested. I might try again because having an agent does allow more doors to be open for your work to be seen. Though, I believe even if one does have an agent they should still self-promote.

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 What types of things do you do to find illustration work?

I have a website and a blog. I also advertise on a Children’s illustrators website and I send out post cards to publishers and editors. SCBWI has a spot on their website for illustrators to show their work. Last year, I also ran an ad in the Directory of Illustration.

 denisewatchingtvWhat is your favorite medium to use?

I would have to say pen and ink, and colored pencil.

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 Has that changed over time?

Yes for me there has not been much demand these days for just pen and ink and colored pencil is very time consuming. In order to save time I started to use acrylic paints with the colored pencil (though I am not sure if any time is actually saved) and I have just recently started to explore painting in Photoshop.

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Do you have a studio in your house?

For years my studio was the kitchen table, then I was able to set up a drawing table in the corner of my family room. Two years ago, one of my children moved out, and I was able to turn that room into my art studio.

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What is the one thing in your studio that you could not live without?

My eraser.

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Do you try to spend a specific amount of time working on your craft?

Yes, I look at it as another job. If I am not working on a project for someone I am working on something for self-promotion. I work everyday.

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Do you take pictures or do any types of research before you start a project?

Yes, I have taken lots of photos and I do online and book research. Whenever I go on vacation somewhere I always end up taking photos of all the different plants I come across. Sometimes at home when I am working on a sketch, I will physically put myself in the character’s pose to see how it looks and feels. I even have a small mirror next to my drawing table to reference hands or facial expressions.

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 Do you think the Internet has opened doors for you?

Most definitely, it allows me to show my portfolio to more perspective clients than I could before.

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Do you use Photoshop with your illustrations?

I have just started playing with Photoshop. I bought a Wacom Tablet a little while back and I have been experimenting with it ever since. It’s fun and I have put a few of my digital works up on my website and blog.

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Do you own or have you used a Graphic Drawing Tablet in your illustrating?

I have just started using the Wacom tablet and for right now, I have just been scanning in my pencil sketches into Photoshop.

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Do you have any career dreams that you want to fulfill?

I would like to illustrate a 32-page picture book from a traditional publisher and I also think it would be great fun to do the cover and inside drawings for a children’s chapter book.

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What are you working on now?

At the moment, besides learning Photoshop and the Wacom tablet, I am busy finishing up some new illustration to add to my portfolio.

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Do you have any material type tips you can share with us?

When I was working on “Just Because” I bought a light table and that was the best investment I ever made. It took one step out of the process of transferring the sketch on to the watercolor paper. I have found that anything that saves any time when working on a project is great, because deadlines are always so tight.

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Any words of wisdom on how to become a successful writer or illustrator?

Never give up. Work hard. Keep learning and honing your skills, and most important illustrate what you love.

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deniseself portrait line and colorThank you Denise for sharing your illustrations, journey, and process with us this week. We look forward to following your career, so please let us know about your new books and all of your future successes.

You can visit Denise and see her work at http://deniseclemmensen.blogspot.com/ Please take a minute to leave Denise a comment. I am sure she would love to hear from you and I would appreciate it, too. Thanks!

Talk tomorrow,

Kathy


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30766. Women in Nature: An Anthology



A story of mine is  inside waiting to be read.

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30767. NAKED! Book Tour (Part 5): Northshire Books Saratoga, Division St. Elementary School and Final Words

 Part 1 (Prep, Angst, Anticipation) - Part 2 (Meeting Michael Ian Black, B&N event in NYC) - Part 3 (Simon & Schuster meet-and-greet) - Part 4 (Porter Square Books, James Patterson grant) - Part 5 (Northshire Books Saratoga, Division St. Elementary, final wrap-up)

I woke up on the last day of the book tour with mixed feelings. On the one hand, I looked forward to getting back home to Jeff and creative hermitmode. On the other hand, this was the LAST DAY of my FIRST BOOK TOUR. I vowed to make the most of it.

Goofing around just before the children arrived.

I checked out of the hotel and took a cab over to Northshire Books Saratoga (424 Broadway, Saratoga Springs, NY 518-682-4200 / 855-339-5990). When researching the bookstore before the tour, I discovered that the 9,000-square-foot indie bookstore had opened last summer.

Image from AllOverAlbany.comThis was the second location for the Northshire Bookstore. The first opened in Manchester, Vermont.

I was excited to see my event listed in their calendar:

I enjoyed interviewing events and community outreach coordinator Rachel Person for my NAKED! blog. Rachel told me her position means "that I'm lucky enough to handle author events for the store and to find ways to work with other local organizations throughout our area. I'm also something of a magpie reader, which means I'm always drawn to the next bright shiny object, and will read in pretty much any genre."

Rachel also said that coming to work in a bookstore every day was so energizing, that it was really a great place to be. "And, as the events coordinator for a brand new indie (our store opened less than a year ago), I feel like I'm helping to bring something to my town that hasn't been here before - a year-round lineup of strong, exciting literary programming."

I asked Rachel why picture books are important, and she answered:

"As a reader, I feel that picture books can really bring out the best in writers and artists - creating books for such a young audience requires such care and precision. Every detail has to be just right. As a mom, I've loved watching my children discover the world through picture books. They pave the way to absolutely everything."

Model train in Northshire Bookstore Saratoga children's department.

I loved all the light and space at Northshire Bookstore Saratoga; the place is gorgeous.

Not only that, but the entire second floor is devoted to books for young people!

I arrived just before the store opened up, and it was great to meet Rachel Person face-to-face after exchanging so many e-mails.

Also really enjoyed meeting Marika McCoola:

Not only does Marika work as an indie bookseller, but she is also an author, illustrator and educator. Her debut graphic novel, BABA YAGA'S ASSISTANT, was acquired by Candlewick in 2013. BABA YAGA'S ASSISTANT follows the story of Masha, a teen raised on the Russian folktales her grandmother told her. When Masha finds an ad looking for Baba Yaga's Assistant, she ventures into the woods to apply. The graphic novel is edited by Deb Wayshak, illustrated by Emily Carroll, and is coming out in 2015.

Setting up for my presentation at Northshire was super-easy. I didn't need my projector because Rachel Person had an adaptor that enabled my MacBook Air to connect with their projection system. I loved their event venue!

Soon the children and their parents arrived. Because there were fewer kids than the previous day, I was able to interact with each one of them, including during the illustration workshop session.

Rachel Person was super-organized and made me feel so welcome. I had a chance to sign pre-ordered books (for the school I was visiting later that day) as well as after my Northshire visit. Look at the photo above: I was so impressed by the book display on my table! Rachel even put out copies of Tomo: Friendship Through Fiction, an anthology from Stone Bridge Press that contained my illustrated story for teens, "Kodoma."

And check out the choice of signing pens, whoa:

Rachel had a great "Get Your Geek On" pin and when she saw me admiring it, she found an extra one for me!

After I finished signing, Rachel and I picked up sandwiches at a nearby market and headed to Division St. Elementary School, where I talked to three kindergarten classes.

So much fun, and I was impressed by how well-behaved the students were. And SO VERY VERY CUTE. I had them help me do the reading by shouting out "Naked!" whenever I pointed to them. Wow, kindergarteners really love yelling that word. :-D

I talked to them about how Michael had written the story and I had illustrated it. They loved the picture of Michael consulting his cat. They were also fascinated by the whole process of creating a picture book, including the cover and jacket flaps.

I showed them the choices I gave Michael, and asked them which one they thought he chose:

They were delighted by the fact that Michael chose the one in which he looked the most NAKED. :-)

And then I did a drawing demo, using (for the first time ever), a SMART Board interactive whiteboard:

Wow, was it ever fun to use! Thanks so much to Rachel Person, by the way, who was my tech support. Not only did she keep the slideshow running smoothly (we used a Windows-formatted USB stick of slideshow images) and also controlled the SMART board "erase all" when I needed it.

I had volunteers come up and do a scribble on the whiteboard, then I used the students' suggestions to create some characters, and then (again, with their help) wrote a simple story starring the creatures we had created. LOVED their enthusiasm and eagerness in our creative collaboration process.

Afterward, Rachel and I had a chance to hang out at her house and eat our sandwiches before the cab came to pick me up. Loved her house -- so full of books and creativity! Her husband is Steve Sheinkin, who has written short stories, screenplays, comics, a graphic novel, textbooks, history books and more. You can find out more about Steve and his work at http://www.stevesheinkin.com.

Thanks again so much to Rachel, Northshire Bookstore and Division St. Elementary School for their hospitality and making me feel so welcome!

As I headed off to the airport in Albany to fly back home, I couldn't help but contrast how I was feeling at that moment to how I felt in the weeks before the book tour. Back then I was excited but very stressed about the public speaking, whether I was prepared enough, what to take with me in my carry-on luggage, travel details, etc.

On the way home, however, all I could think about was how wonderful it had been to share my experience with those young readers, and how utterly SINCERE they were in their reactions, their questions, their enthusiasm for the books that Michael had written and I had illustrated.

I took all that wonder and delight of those young readers and wrapped it around me like a blanket as I made my way back to Toronto; my heart was so full.

THANK YOU, SIMON & SCHUSTER CHILDREN'S. 

 

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30768. Friday Night

I light the wick, the candle glows;
It catches quick and then it grows.
The shadows dance upon the wall
As in a trance, I can recall…

The ancient days and candle prayer,
A song of praise to help prepare
For Sabbath eve, a festive meal
Meant to relieve the week’s ordeal.

Those days are gone, at least for me.
As time goes on, the more I see
That old-time rites, once seen as must
Have lost their bites and turned to dust.

Yet still my match creates a flame
Though I detach from whence it came.
The wax will melt and disappear
As if I felt the spirit near…

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30769. Swim That Rock Book Tour- leg 1

Jay and I just returned from our East Coast book tour, which was a lot of fun. We spoke to thousands of 5th-8th graders all throughout RI, MA, CT.

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30770. Swim That Rock Book Tour- leg 1

Jay and I just returned from our East Coast book tour, which was a lot of fun. We spoke to thousands of 5th-8th graders all throughout RI, MA, CT.

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30771. My Mother’s Secret Life

My mother turns 99My mother is turning 100.

We’ll have a big party, of course, although not as big as she might think, since all her friends are dead. Doesn’t she know that?

In any event, she wants me to make a speech. “Make it funny, dear,” she said.

I don’t suppose there’s much fun in being 100. Well, she’s to blame for this longevity thing—it’s her fault for being so damned optimistic. I think that’s my opener:

Last year my mother bought a fan and insisted on purchasing the extended warranty. Now, that’s optimism!

Turns out I don’t know very much about my mother. Neither should a child know too much about their parents, if you ask me. This much I do know:

Kathleen was born the very day that Woodrow Wilson proclaimed Mother’s Day into existence. Was the universe trying to tell us something? Unto us a child is born who would become the perfect mother. It’s a sign, it’s a sign!

So, mother is born and—BOOM—WWI erupts, followed by the Spanish Flu epidemic and then of course the Great Depression and the rise of Hitler and… oh, well.

I hope she’s laughing by this time.

As I was saying, my mother is something of a mystery. Or else I was sleep-walking through my formative years. Or that woman was leading a secret life.

A secret life.

There’s something a writer can build a speech around.

They say it’s impossible to lead a secret life these days, what with paper trails, video surveillance, smart phones, smart meters, the NSA, the whole nosy and narcissistic culture we live in, Facebook, Twitter, we blab too much, we know too much. It’s deadly.

So that’s it—a secret life as the key to longevity.

Now that I think of it, my mother…

We were a golfing family, but only recently did we discover that Mother had a secret golf life. She would usher us out the door to school, jump in her little cream-coloured Vauxhall, pick up her friend Marianne and drive hell bent for leather out of town along gravel roads to Windermere Golf Course, play nine holes and race back in time to throw some lunch on the table. We had no idea.

My sister recalls our mother having what Virginia Woolf calls “a room of one’s own.” I said, “Mother had a secret room? What room was that?” My sister said, “The living room—you don’t remember?”

I do remember. Mother used to rearrange all that Louis IV furniture once a week, at least. We weren’t allowed in there. I don’t think our father was allowed in there. But I tell you who was allowed in there—her secret club.

The P.E.O. They had secret rites. Even the name was a secret. They met in that sacred room we weren’t allowed into. Eventually we figured out what P.E.O. stood for—Philanthropic Educational Organization. They provided educational scholarships for girls. You can imagine what a disappointment it was to learn that.

At this point it will behoove me to list off her good works—Kathleen the public health nurse, Meals on Wheels volunteer, you know, doing good all over the place.

But it was at home where she did the most good, and where she proved herself the perfect mother. She allowed me to be who I was. How rare is that! I have no recollection of my mother saying, “Don’t do that.”

When I was a young man on the verge of life, I left for Africa, for two years. My mother said, “Be careful, dear.”

Upon graduating from high school, I said No to university and Yes to a boat that would take me to Europe. She said, “Be careful, dear.”

When I was six—true story—she put me on a train to Calgary. By myself. To see a friend. I don’t think I even had a friend in Calgary. I think she was trying to get rid of me!  …so she could resume her secret life.

Just kidding, Mother, just kidding.

My mother’s Sunday roasts were no secret. My friends knew all about it and lobbied to get invited. One such buddy has just sent her a birthday card telling her that he’s been missing those roast beefs for 40 years now.

Well, I miss my mother’s roasts, too. Of course, she has nobody to roast a beef for. Unless she still has a secret life. Come to think of it, I did see a suspicious photograph in her apartment the other day…

Mother and Santa

Mother… are you and Santa having an aff….

Never mind! I don’t want to know about. I don’t think a child is meant to know too much about their parents. It might interfere with their longevity.

At this point I’ll ask everyone to stand and raise a glass to Mother/Kathleen and all her many secrets.

“Happy 100! Mother dearest.”

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30772. My Mother’s Secret Life

My mother turns 99My mother is turning 100.

We’ll have a big party, of course, although not as big as she might think, since all her friends are dead. Doesn’t she know that?

In any event, she wants me to make a speech. “Make it funny, dear,” she said.

I don’t suppose there’s much fun in being 100. Well, she’s to blame for this longevity thing—it’s her fault for being so damned optimistic. I think that’s my opener:

Last year my mother bought a fan and insisted on purchasing the extended warranty. Now, that’s optimism!

Turns out I don’t know very much about my mother. Neither should a child know too much about their parents, if you ask me. This much I do know:

Kathleen was born the very day that Woodrow Wilson proclaimed Mother’s Day into existence. Was the universe trying to tell us something? Unto us a child is born who would become the perfect mother. It’s a sign, it’s a sign!

So, mother is born and—BOOM—WWI erupts, followed by the Spanish Flu epidemic and then of course the Great Depression and the rise of Hitler and… oh, well.

I hope she’s laughing by this time.

As I was saying, my mother is something of a mystery. Or else I was sleep-walking through my formative years. Or that woman was leading a secret life.

A secret life.

There’s something a writer can build a speech around.

They say it’s impossible to lead a secret life these days, what with paper trails, video surveillance, smart phones, smart meters, the NSA, the whole nosy and narcissistic culture we live in, Facebook, Twitter, we blab too much, we know too much. It’s deadly.

So that’s it—a secret life as the key to longevity.

Now that I think of it, my mother…

We were a golfing family, but only recently did we discover that Mother had a secret golf life. She would usher us out the door to school, jump in her little cream-coloured Vauxhall, pick up her friend Marianne and drive hell bent for leather out of town along gravel roads to Windermere Golf Course, play nine holes and race back in time to throw some lunch on the table. We had no idea.

My sister recalls our mother having what Virginia Woolf calls “a room of one’s own.” I said, “Mother had a secret room? What room was that?” My sister said, “The living room—you don’t remember?”

I do remember. Mother used to rearrange all that Louis IV furniture once a week, at least. We weren’t allowed in there. I don’t think our father was allowed in there. But I tell you who was allowed in there—her secret club.

The P.E.O. They had secret rites. Even the name was a secret. They met in that sacred room we weren’t allowed into. Eventually we figured out what P.E.O. stood for—Philanthropic Educational Organization. They provided educational scholarships for girls. You can imagine what a disappointment it was to learn that.

At this point it will behoove me to list off her good works—Kathleen the public health nurse, Meals on Wheels volunteer, you know, doing good all over the place.

But it was at home where she did the most good, and where she proved herself the perfect mother. She allowed me to be who I was. How rare is that! I have no recollection of my mother saying, “Don’t do that.”

When I was a young man on the verge of life, I left for Africa, for two years. My mother said, “Be careful, dear.”

Upon graduating from high school, I said No to university and Yes to a boat that would take me to Europe. She said, “Be careful, dear.”

When I was six—true story—she put me on a train to Calgary. By myself. To see a friend. I don’t think I even had a friend in Calgary. I think she was trying to get rid of me!  …so she could resume her secret life.

Just kidding, Mother, just kidding.

My mother’s Sunday roasts were no secret. My friends knew all about it and lobbied to get invited. One such buddy has just sent her a birthday card telling her that he’s been missing those roast beefs for 40 years now.

Well, I miss my mother’s roasts, too. Of course, she has nobody to roast a beef for. Unless she still has a secret life. Come to think of it, I did see a suspicious photograph in her apartment the other day…

Mother and Santa

Mother… are you and Santa having an aff….

Never mind! I don’t want to know about. I don’t think a child is meant to know too much about their parents. It might interfere with their longevity.

At this point I’ll ask everyone to stand and raise a glass to Mother/Kathleen and all her many secrets.

“Happy 100! Mother dearest.”

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30773. My Mother’s Secret Life

My mother turns 99My mother is turning 100.

We’ll have a big party, of course, although not as big as she might think, since all her friends are dead. Doesn’t she know that?

In any event, she wants me to make a speech. “Make it funny, dear,” she said.

I don’t suppose there’s much fun in being 100. Well, she’s to blame for this longevity thing—it’s her fault for being so damned optimistic. I think that’s my opener:

Last year my mother bought a fan and insisted on purchasing the extended warranty. Now, that’s optimism!

Turns out I don’t know very much about my mother. Neither should a child know too much about their parents, if you ask me. This much I do know:

Kathleen was born the very day that Woodrow Wilson proclaimed Mother’s Day into existence. Was the universe trying to tell us something? Unto us a child is born who would become the perfect mother. It’s a sign, it’s a sign!

So, mother is born and—BOOM—WWI erupts, followed by the Spanish Flu epidemic and then of course the Great Depression and the rise of Hitler and… oh, well.

I hope she’s laughing by this time.

As I was saying, my mother is something of a mystery. Or else I was sleep-walking through my formative years. Or that woman was leading a secret life.

A secret life.

There’s something a writer can build a speech around.

They say it’s impossible to lead a secret life these days, what with paper trails, video surveillance, smart phones, smart meters, the NSA, the whole nosy and narcissistic culture we live in, Facebook, Twitter, we blab too much, we know too much. It’s deadly.

So that’s it—a secret life as the key to longevity.

Now that I think of it, my mother…

We were a golfing family, but only recently did we discover that Mother had a secret golf life. She would usher us out the door to school, jump in her little cream-coloured Vauxhall, pick up her friend Marianne and drive hell bent for leather out of town along gravel roads to Windermere Golf Course, play nine holes and race back in time to throw some lunch on the table. We had no idea.

My sister recalls our mother having what Virginia Woolf calls “a room of one’s own.” I said, “Mother had a secret room? What room was that?” My sister said, “The living room—you don’t remember?”

I do remember. Mother used to rearrange all that Louis IV furniture once a week, at least. We weren’t allowed in there. I don’t think our father was allowed in there. But I tell you who was allowed in there—her secret club.

The P.E.O. They had secret rites. Even the name was a secret. They met in that sacred room we weren’t allowed into. Eventually we figured out what P.E.O. stood for—Philanthropic Educational Organization. They provided educational scholarships for girls. You can imagine what a disappointment it was to learn that.

At this point it will behoove me to list off her good works—Kathleen the public health nurse, Meals on Wheels volunteer, you know, doing good all over the place.

But it was at home where she did the most good, and where she proved herself the perfect mother. She allowed me to be who I was. How rare is that! I have no recollection of my mother saying, “Don’t do that.”

When I was a young man on the verge of life, I left for Africa, for two years. My mother said, “Be careful, dear.”

Upon graduating from high school, I said No to university and Yes to a boat that would take me to Europe. She said, “Be careful, dear.”

When I was six—true story—she put me on a train to Calgary. By myself. To see a friend. I don’t think I even had a friend in Calgary. I think she was trying to get rid of me!  …so she could resume her secret life.

Just kidding, Mother, just kidding.

My mother’s Sunday roasts were no secret. My friends knew all about it and lobbied to get invited. One such buddy has just sent her a birthday card telling her that he’s been missing those roast beefs for 40 years now.

Well, I miss my mother’s roasts, too. Of course, she has nobody to roast a beef for. Unless she still has a secret life. Come to think of it, I did see a suspicious photograph in her apartment the other day…

Mother and Santa

Mother… are you and Santa having an aff….

Never mind! I don’t want to know about. I don’t think a child is meant to know too much about their parents. It might interfere with their longevity.

At this point I’ll ask everyone to stand and raise a glass to Mother/Kathleen and all her many secrets.

“Happy 100! Mother dearest.”

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30774. SCBWI Big Band kids’ authors, illustrators- gearing up for SCBWI Conference at The Hughenden

Mark Greenwood drummerSCBWI’s International Conference 13-16th July has the hip band – watch out for drummer award winning picture book author Mark Greenwood on the drums.

Mark’s past life was a drummer with the top bands in the world!

James Foley award winning illustrator who’s on vocals.

Scott Chambers scientist and writer on guitar.

Meredith Costain fabulous author, vocalist on the key boards.

Meredith Costain SCBWI Band at The HughendenSCBWI Band dancing Sue Whiting, Frane Lessac, Hazel Edwards, Samantha Hughes bakcgorund

James Foley singing at The HughendenScott Chamebrs SCBWI Band at The Hughenden2012 Scott Chambers

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30775. This Week's Random Read: The Eye Of Minds(Mortality Doctrine 1 ) by James Dashner


I picked it up off the new books display as I was going out the door. Really, this random reading is fun. You never know what you're going to end up with and another of my random reads, The Hunt by Andrew Fukuda, has been attracting student interest, though so far only the girls. Maybe it's the cute guy on the cover who looks a bit like David Boreanaz from Buffy and Angel.

The premise of this one is somewhat The Matrix meets Alex Rider. The hero, Michael, lives in a future where everybody has an EarCuff that lets you bring up a virtual computer screen and, for fun, you can play games on the VirtNet, a virtual reality simulation with the emphasis on "reality". You can eat, sleep, have adventures and even die, though not permanently unless you dig out your "Core" deliberately and use the virtual world to commit suicide. You wake up in the comfort of your Coffin, which looks after you while you're in the Sleep and stimulates your nerves into pain if you hurt yourself out there. Michael has been picked up by VNS, the VirtNet security staff, who want him to track down an evil gamer who has been hacking rather too deeply and doing dreadful things to other gamers. He must go truly deep into the virtual world, accompanied by his friends Bryson and Sarah, whom he has never met in the Wake(the real world).

The mind boggles at the thought of what might happen in a world where you could go into a virtual reality so detailed that you could practically live there. Think of the implications not only for leisure and education but for much darker things - prison, for example, addiction, porn... The only thing that might prevent usage for some things is that in the novel the Coffin is highly expensive; you wouldn't want to blow the government budget on mass torture, for example. But it wouldn't take long to develop a cheap version. And virtual prison staff would still be cheaper than humans who need paying, feeding and time off. 

And what would you do if the power went out while half the human race was in a fantasy word somewhere?  Someone has to stay in the real world to keep it going, which is why I never quite believe those films and books where everybody is in a permanent VR world or stumbling down the street wearing VR goggles. 

But this is a good, fast-paced book that you might be able to persuade boys to read ( o, joy! a book that isn't girls-only!)though it might be too hard for reluctant readers, who need something thinner, with simpler language. Still, a good book for those boys who are always playing Halo and other such shoot-em-up games - if you can get them off the real computer into a fictional one... 

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