I asked permission to repost this from the comments on my Your Dream Agent post. I thought it was so much fun that everyone should have a chance to read it.
Thank you for sharing!
The Perfect Agent
Wanted an agent for one adorable writer! :)
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Fair critiques, no snark!
Play nice, don't bark.
You must be kind, and it helps to be witty
Tell me I'm great when I'm feeling s**ty
Read my novel, say it rocks
Say it's rad and it knocks off socks
Never be quiet too long
Never say I'm right when I am wrong
Love my writing more than I do
And never lie so I won't fire you
If you are diligent with submissions
I will never fail to send revisions
I can send you chocolates to make you smile
You can send me checks every once in a while
Hurry agent!
I say with
Sincerity,
Writer, Colin Smith. :)
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