- Mon, 14:05: Sitting on the hotel floor, trying to think if it's worth it to stay another night just because I don't want to deal with Boston traffic.
- Mon, 14:06: Also, it's Banned Books Week, so read something others don't want you to read.
- Mon, 14:11: The art in my hotel room makes me wonder about all the Dougs who randomly stay here. What do they… http://t.co/2xPP3ans1Q
- Tue, 01:02: I'm trying hard not to live tweet #TheVoice because... because...? Oh forget it.
- Tue, 01:03: I kind of want to be a contestant on #TheVoice because I think they'd do my hair. I really need someone to do my hair. That's wrong, right?
- Tue, 01:06: "You should stay in your lane but let me drive a little bit" sounds so naughty. #TheVoice It's all inneundos @adamlevine
- Tue, 01:24: Taylor John Williams really should be a character in one of my books. #TheVoice Is it sad that I'm sad he's real? He's such a protagonist.
- Tue, 01:25: "I was so in the moment. I was so moved." Also sounds pervy. #thevoice needs a pervy blog.
- Tue, 01:34: I love when men sing Beyonce. #thevoice I have no idea why. I'm not big on men singing Madonna or Britney or Rihanna. Just Beyonce.
- Tue, 01:36: If I were to make #thevoice a drinking game, I'd make people drink every time someone cries. Everyone would be super drunk by now.
- Tue, 01:39: And the U.S. airstrikes happen in Syria.
- Tue, 01:46: When the chairs don't turn 💔 #Pharrell is possibly the best human ever. #TheVoice
- Tue, 01:54: Because something is obviously wrong with my brain, I only just realized that #TheVoice chairs say "I WANT YOU!" It really is all innuendo.