I kind of have a weakness for giant stores like Costco and IKEA and Home Depot. There's really nothing wrong with the world if you can buy pringles in cans the size of grain silos.
Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I went to one of those home improvement stores. Like always, I had to ask for help...
I must have let my Girl show, because he was like:
And I was like:
I left broken-hearted and empty-handed. (Apparently you need a license to run a forklift? WTHeck?)
As I was leaving, I was stopped at the entrance by a couple of eager boy scouts...
I couldn't say no. They were too cute.
Ok, they weren't that cute.